Judge — September 20, 1924 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

eT KK \ SS \\ “Well I declare, you're the first tramp I’ve seen in years and years. What is it you want, my good man?” “Don't get funny Mirabel, get me the soap and towel, T've just drained the oil out of the crankcase.” Subconscious They were introduced by a mutual friend. As thi hook hands his mind was si “What a stunning little kid. I'll have a lot of fun playing around with her!” Her mind was saying: “What a fine looking fellow. I do hope he isn’t married. How nice he’d look at the altar!” ae “This suspense is terrible!” cried the angry inventor. Where upon he whipped the elas- tics from his shoulders and strapped ‘em around his waist. Thus, my little dears, was the belt invented! In a Quandary T telephone at my home in the country got out of order some time ago and as soon as I discovered the fact I wrote the 1 t main office, twenty-six miles away, and told them to send a man to fix it. In about ten s I received a letter signed by the acting assistant manager saying he had referred my letter to the manager. A week later the manager answ: ng that he had spoken to the superin- tendent of the repair service de- partment. Nine days later I wrote once more, but on the same day that my letter went out a an arrived and fixed the phone. Two weeks later I received a letter signed by the assistant acting manager ng that he had referred my letter to the manager. I suppose by this time the manager has referred the matter to the superintendent of the repair service department. Now what should I do? If I write and say my phone was fixed several weeks ago, the acting assistant manager will have to notify the manager who will notify the superintendent of the repair service department, but before that time a man will doubtless arrive and insist upon fixing my phone which has already been fixed, and very likely putting it out of order again. In which case I shall have to write again to the company to send some one to fix it. William Sanford Why not manufacture a “Sedan” worthy of the name? comicbooks.com