Judge — August 23, 1924 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

XUM ASK DAD— HE KNOWS What They Laughed at in the Good Old Days Woman of the World (to youthful admirer)—You seem to know a great deal of married life. Are you mar- ried? Youth (with a blasé air)—No, but my father is. —Judge, 1886 Fae Merritt—I see you have a new servant girl. Little Johnny (confidentially)— Yes, and I tell you she’s a corker. Bridget (speaking up)—Indaade (~( > oi'm not, sorr. Limerick. —Judge, 1889 Ode to the Wind Providence sends the wicked wind That blows the skirts knee high; But God is good, and he sends the dust That blows in the bad man’s eye. —dJudge, 1900 Oi cum frum 7A Grant EB. Hamilton in Judge, 1894. HIS FAULT Parext—Aren’t you ashamed, daughter, to be seen in such a low dress? Davcnter—Why, papa, you said yourself that you wanted me to cut down in my clothes while the times were so hard. P. 8, Sullivant in Judge, 1901. Teas gru live sFo Pat—0i can’t git th’ divvle to move. q Mixe—Shure, he moost think you're his landlord. 25 comicbooks.com