Judge — August 16, 1924 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Winner of Judge’s 50-50 Contest No. 27 Paul—Give me a recipe for happiness. Paula—A book of signed checks underneath the bough; A case of hootch; A racy fliv and thou Beside me petting in the wilderness— Ah, that, sweet kid, would be the cat’s meow! Sanford, Portsmouth, R. Raymond H. Welsh The following “thowlers” occurred at a recent schoolboy’s examination: Herrings go about the sea in shawls. In India a man out of one cask cannot marry a woman out of another cask. Horse power is the distance one horse can carry a pound of water in an hour. —Tit-Bits (London) FID “It isn’t any use telling a secret to Suzanne.” | “Why, does she shout it from the roof | tops?” “No, she never tells it to anybody.” —Le Régiment (Paris) AID Landlady (to applicant for rooms)— Might I ask what your occupation is? “T’m a doctor of music.” “You're just the man we want. There’s a lot of bad music in this neighborhood. —The Bulletin (Sydney) The $25 Prize in Jupce’s 50-50 Contest No. 27, announced in the July 5, 1924 issue, was won by Edward Moffett, Boones Mill, Va. Answers which received consideration are: ‘Why, what more do you want?” Phillips A. Noyes, 74 Kirkland st., Cambridge, Ma: you take it from my own lips?” “You must press me for i “Lose the chaperon early in the evenin, uffalo st., Conneaut, O. 3 “Will ” William The Duffer—Here, caddy, we’ve made another mistake—we’re in the bunker over the green. The Caddy (resenting the pronoun)— So we are. We're a couple of proper bloomin’ duds, ain’t we? —The Bulletin (Sydney) FID They had had one of their usual tiffs, because hubby wats home late for dinner. “You're always late,” she said indig- nantly, “You were late at the church the day we were married.” “Yes,” he answered bitterly, “but I wasn’t late enough.” — Answers (London) PIM There is talk of the publication of an Anglo-American dictionary. It may help to call attention to certain minor points of resemblance between the two lan- PROPER CONDITIONS: ) Dissolve or disint tumors, ysis, (4) Dissol 8 Dissolve blood lots 8 fa ich cause blemishes to the skin, as acne, INTENSIVE FEEDING, JUICES, NO Leia ‘New rich blood bailds taee, No di a reaured, ony activites. WE wwicts, hens, tte. Delisent fe yroduced incase, whereas tat aicoander ovens ace fs, blind= 3 pellagra, beriberi, skin affections, tie following extracts are from.sworn statements of "Files sfige 61. Right band and leg helpless three age 65, bedridden, hemiplegia. Sensation re- adnate oS ‘Could walk two miles daily after six *SRTARITIS. All Joints swollen with lime de gnd wrists locked immovable for i fisaren tos ts its. sy Blind for for alle SeatARE TAY PHVER, RESULTING DEAFNESS decreased fren tho first teal? G IES, Age 80, Bedridden, cholic every week for years, but not one attack since ins {instruction over a eat 3 now can do housework. ORS, Age 40. Tumors weighing several pounds dis solved within a, 9 year. GOITRE, Collar reduced 17 to,16, normal siza, INE HEMORRHAGE, Age 60. Three years in roll- ‘weak from constant discharges, Now ing washing. ca scaling, Kerman hres months, eae Age © ceased on 7th day. $6, With last two nudes soffered ane ee ema ere CONSTIPATION. Tareo Healthy Eliminations Dai pERAINY MEALS make, reaay.,. Muscle NINE media build firm flesh. Swors statemeats: Over 82000 papites Educational book, io cents. BRINKLER SCHOOL OF EATING Dept. 16-5 131 West 72nd Street New Yor: pena aWeek path ne eee = "gies a Day Is Easy Neo, capital or ,szperience | Seats yourself this “el lever cl tte, f light ht metal, Looks F of wel e' a Seas: like the i G ike the real thing! Pull ‘back files the lid Lots offun scaring Of gems end Ueacan Gen Ingertiog Co, Det CL, Mena Par, H, Wes PIMPLES Your Sila Can Be Quicky Cased of Pimples, Blackheads, Eczema, od Pores and Oily’ se Shiny aa ohooh guages. —Passing Show (London) 7 Kansas City.Ma. comicbooks.com