Judge — August 16, 1924 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Eskitology Th A LITTLE igloo now and then. Is relished by the Eskimen. supp A little whale oil, well frappéd. Is relished by the Eskimaid. oy A little gum drop, this is truth, we Is relished by the Eskitooth. Rev. if it A little blubber, raw or b’iled, Bela Is relished by the Eskichild. 0 emp A little pemmican to chaw long Is relished by the Eskimaw. men! spea *Tis said two gum drops and a knife the Will buy a man an Eskiwife. bing wine We could keep this up all fall, Apo: Mr. Kook-Luz But fear ‘twould make the Eskibawl. Pea su +) apps When Henry Was a Boy The man who says that pluck is the | Who says the modern flapper isn’t weel Tntimats Stories of the Eavly Lises of secret of success must have been a banjo democratic? She certainly is well ac- blue : player. quainted with the milkman! and Great Men The ENRY Forp has always been a most = = i eee = of sc assiduous student. From his earli- Cosrouiran f Cosmourars El Cosconiran + lel Coswotiran sour est years he has shown an extraordinary j fa Z his f interest in all scholarly and cultural sub- fl or d jects, particularly history. One day, aoe ig of h when Henry was twelve years old, a Vz 3 acto classmate complained of the time he AY Ez po had to spend in studying the ways of the be ae ancients, “It’s the bunk,” the young- a ae ster sneered. E| writ “No, Robert, you are wrong,” the 5 réle future motor king replied. “It is cnly SANUAR TENDED FE FEBRUARY. 1925 = a _ cast by the study of those before us that we = j = ee ——) in can hope to shape our own careers to Cosmoriran few useful ends.” : flash And to this day, Henry Ford never 5 <p At = 4 rel c makes a decision without first consulting | i . q : : = such his extensive library of histories. : a my = One morning Henry overslept and his fn father chided him severely for his lack of I i ambition. laug “My son,” said the elder Ford, “You = : the can never hope to become a successful fillec man like I am unless you abandon your : 2 } oman laziness and resolve to become a model are | of industry.” eX) ciret “Oh, go peddle your papers, pa,” was a s | Tt Henry’s disrespectful rejoinder. “I’ve - Lea; got all the money I want now, so why ; f | (tha should I work?” 4 i B parse This attitude undoubtedly explains Le j mas the steady fall of the Ford fortunes. Bis SePTEMDER-1925 B gmea Another illuminating incident of ne Henry’s boyhood is interesting for obvi- thes ous reasons. One day Henry was walk- j The ing down the street of his home town , Z > ten when a stranger stopped him. ) sam “Isn’t your name Isadore Epstein?” Z = {thi can’ the man asked. > amp “No, sir,” replied Henry, “but I wish Visrrorn—But how do you tell one from another? Haz it were!” - J.C. E. Art Eprtor -A cinch—we just look at the dates on ’em. oO comicbooks.com