Judge — July 26, 1924 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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When Robert Was a Boy Intimate Stories of the Karly Lives of Great Men Bes in the little red school where Bob La Follette began his education, there was great excitement when cle came around, ion years The boys always divided into two groups, Republican and Demo- cratic. In a heated mock election one day, Bob’s vote, the last. to be cast. would turn the tide to the Republican can:i- date. But a Democratic bully stepped up. “Vote Democratic, roared, “or Fl murder 3 “No!” Bob shrieked. “I'm a Repub- lican and I'll stand by the party!” It seems to be the Wisconsin Senator himself speaking. kid.” the bully “The public be damned!" has always been attributed to one of the earlier Vanderbilts. Would you believe it, Bob dette himself was the real origina- “Bob,” his teacher said one da up and tell us what you think of our capitalistic Government.” “Pardon me.” was his reply, “I have nothing to say on that subject. But I have here an appreciation of Wall street bankers which I would like to read.” His Wisconsin warmly applauded him. schoolmates Bob T of our railroad magnates. hey have a hard job but they do it well, like honest men,” he said once in a high-school debate. a Follette has long been an ad- He still loves to repeat this. sentence to his railroad friends as he rides about the country in their private cars. IC. E THE ETERNAL TRIANGLE Oscar had success written all over him? Ella was the picture of health. In the business office “S/ where they punched the time cldeK cach bright morning General Gossip linned their names. but truth to tell dar nothing had happend. C3) To look at Oscar 2 2g youd say he was the type who wore his heart on his sleeve but all day long he pored over his books wo hardly a thought for the little girl who was fading away 2 with love of him. - At the desi next to Oscar sat Migas a strong eG promotion. Wj Migos had a face that would stop a clock. (Oy Migags “carried the proverbial chip on hi todo cheap tricks wos & marw shoulder. He was veady at all times oz The two men never exchanged a ub and when their eyes met ae it was with hostility areas Ella was low in spirits lam! and wrote to Beatrice Bali the expert mendev of bronen hearts @9 for advice. She waited on pins and needles for her answer. / It came finally and Beatrice advised the poor girl to mane Oscar A Jealous. “Ah ha” glowed Ella; Os: “I'll flirt with Miggs!" and thereupon she did. Oscar was beside himself with rage. and fell for Ella's Strategy That night 49° he invited her for an duto ride. “Two nights later 3 2)” he asked for her har Ella dropped her eyes @ and said “Yes.” Oscar con— gratulated himself. upon the ()o. ease with which he had cut out his ha! rival. The next da tied the knot and now they Easy street. [sv The Boss O: the minister uP . are wing on gave Oscar a Vaise , and he has no ‘| trouble maning ends meet. Miggs, on the other hand, tan, am Which only fa in the end. is said tobea bronen goes to show that virtue will triumph SPS. END Not on the Menu G ESTs are required to tip. The tipping system provides each waitress with a Ford, a home for her parents, and an clectrie curling iron. The requirements for tipping are: Hopeful Gentleman—Pardon, me, sir, do you happen to have seen anything of a small silver wrist watch? ‘Those whose incomes are below $1,200 must tip 10 per cent. a meal. Those whose incomes are from $1,201 to $3,000 must tip 25 por cent. a meal. Those whose incomes are from $3,001 to $5,000 must tip 35 per cent. a meal. Those $5,000 must tip 50 per cent. a meal. whose incomes are above Guests must realize that the purpose of the coffee room is to develop the wait- and to seek for them suitable husbands. resses,