Judge — July 26, 1924 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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ly, “It is with a feeling of pride—nay, with rejoicing, that I point to the unparalleled achievements of our peerless leader, the Honorable Marmaduke Ich. Washing- ton, Lincoln and Roosevelt were great, but their careers pale into insignificance beside the glorious record of our ilhis- trious standard-bearer. the Honorable Marmaduke Ich has lived among us, and during that time he has never burned an orphan asylum! Think of that, my friends. As we view those magnificent institutions that home the fatherless and motherless throughout this broad land, our hearts swell within us as we say ‘There they stand by the grace of the Honorable Marmaduke Ich! But. of all the acts of this transcendent states- man it is with the greatest pride that I point to his conduct toward his aged mother. For during all the ars that he has been the son of that dear, gray haired lady he has never once beaten or kicked her!” “Hear, hear!” T exclaimed enthusias- That's Pointing With Pride,” said Billings. “Viewing With Alarm is some- what easier. You see, you have the aid of statistics. “T thought it was rather hard to collect figures—" “You don’t collect them,” said Billings. Mrs. Mutch—I've been washing my diamonds all the morning in cham- What do you do with yours when they’re dirty? pagne. Mrs. Moore—Throw ’em away. For forty years | | brains and sensitive NERVE STRAIN The high pressure, iety, THE NERVES of mankind. es] lly to the people with high! nerves. Nerves stood the strain ? Read “Nerve Force, 64-page e of the nerves. his book is mile-a-minute life of | today, with its mental strain, worry, anx- grief and trouble, is WRECKING This applies Have your book on the a startling ation to people with sensitive or deranged nerves. control of their ne Force. Price 25¢ postpaid. “T have gained 12 pounds since reading your book, and I feel ao energetic had about given up hope of ever finding the cause of my low weight.” A physician saya: “Your book is the to my patients.” Write to | Paul Von Bocckmann, Studio 149, 110 W. 40th St., N.Y. € It has aided many thousands to gain sand build up their Nerve (Coin or stamps.) af hook haw stops ag of FEAR wh by a number of have traveled from nv endeavor ur little me than all “You just say them. Anybody who is low enough to check up statistics in a political speech is a radical and a bolshe- —Passing Show (London). 29 vik, and is unfit to have a vote. the V Here's wing With Alarm type of speech.’ Billings ruffled his hair and_ glared ferociously at me. My frie nds of the Eighty-fifth Assem- District,” he gathering; the Ship o clouds are the tempest is about to break; e is headed for the rocks! And why is this, my friends? I'll tell you the answer. Because although in 1908 we shipped 8,647,321 tons of raw potassium to Chile, Argentine, and Peru, and although, in spite of the let up on the output of agricultural hey eos due to the we shipped 6. zine magnesium to Norwa Denmark in 1918, ineverthele SS, " pabaise of the ad valorem tax on imports, not counting loss in’ transit, 1923 show 8,674,533, eighteen per have said, war, the figures for or a net loss of centum! Our opponents ndulged in a carnival of riotous extravagance—” “Attaboy ously. “What do you think of it?” ings. “IT think both sides ought to win,” I replied, Jonan CUNNINGHAM. I yelled, applauding vigor- said Bill- All O. K. Mae—Did it make -k kissed you? June—Yes—it did! “Are you still angry?” you angry when “Oh, no—we kissed and made up.” Very He—I understand that you have an old-fashioned mother. She—Yes, she still clings to the King Tut bob.