Judge — July 26, 1924 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Boys I earth aiv you A Morning in the Life of a ~ an drder for = & Musical Comedy Tenor 10.00 a.m.—Rises to chorus of greeting by sons and daughters, appropriately doing the Sailor's Hornpipe. 10.03—Soprano solo by wi of Notes of Burning Love, Rent Receipt.” 10.05—Refreshing bath to phonograph melody, “Barcarolle.” Tenor sings to the splashing of playful wa If his voice is not heard clearly, wife puts on “Asleep in the Deep.” 10.20—Fully dressed, tenor leaps into breakfast-room to shouts of “He Comes! He Comes!” from the children. To en- asion they do a Virginia Reel. —Tenor solo, “I Hope the Coffee's 5—Buffo contralto solo by cook, war material “You're Feeding Me on Promises; ‘ a When Will I Get a Raise?” Obbligato just at present of rattling pans and bioken didties, but — 10.29—Aria, “In the Sweet By and Laughing chorus by wife and Iren. Dancing ad lib by cook, wife, nd daughters as the tenor eats his nor solo, “The Soft-Boiled Eggs Are Much ‘Too Hard.” Pathetic song to green spotlight improvised by oldest. son. Everyone affected but. the —— cook. This blends into 10.35—"Good-by but Not. Forever.” Sons and daughters do the Locomotive if you will drop ‘Tenor, poised at the door, . s. Grand finale by entire in later — chorus: “He's Off for Rehearsal—He’s : ae Exit tenor. “EL RR aad One of the largest and best displays of felt hats is to be seen at the Outlet Millinery Company, where you will find all of the new colors on display in various shapes, and every- thing we need in the way of food value, and they are simple and satisfying—The Hartford (Conn.) Courant. Apparently designed for tuose who assert: “I'll eat my hat!” sae A free vaccination clinic is being held at the General Hospital this week, commencing at I may be able to mel Homeiel hte mest, ceeeas do something, for eal and ayeid the: rueh—The Venema you The fundamental idea all along. Help! Help! Mrs. (at front window)—Officer! Policeman—Yes, ma'am. What's wrong, ma’am? “Nothing’s wrong; but I v you'd step into the kitchen and tell the cook to put just a little more salt in the potatoes than she did yesterday.” comicbooks.com