Judge — July 26, 1924 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Paternal Mentor—Baby! Settling the Japanese Problem (Correspondence in the Manner of our Daily Editorial Pages) To the Editor of the Morning Moon: When, in the name of all that is asinine, are people going to wake up to the incontestable fact. that every man— no matter what his color and creed— is a citizen of the world with certain in- alienable rights? What was the war fought for, anyway? Think of how the hearts of our boys in the trenches would have bled if they had known that despite the glorious spilling of their ichor the Japanese would one day be excluded from America! Farr Pray. July 23. ‘To the Editor of the Morning Moon: Fair Play” ought to be ashamed of himself for even mentioning foreigners! ‘There’s entirely too much interest taken in them as it is. Look at Tut-ankh- Amen! What's the sense in wasting all that good money digging up more foreigners when every clean-thinking per- son knows we've got too many of them on earth now? July 24. Bossep-Hatrep Norpic. To the Editor of the Morning Moon: Like all female log haired yesterday’s ns, Your bobbed- correspondent. has Baby! \: MacGregor, the famous author, whose tate is five dollars a word, trying to decide whether to squander another “Help!” 13 QSlhwoop How many times must papa tell you not to gurgle your milk? missed the real met Amen Where will this disastrous digging craze stop? Last night three curs broke into my yard and y devastated my peony bed! sxnacep Vox Popunt. » of the Tut-ankh- and similar rs. litor of the Morning Moon: ox Populi” thinks for a minute T don’t recognize him under his cowardly nom de guerre, he’s crazy. And I do feed my dogs at home, despite his innuendo. That's so they won't eat the chloroform 1 know he sets out for them! July AIREDALE OwNER. To the Editor of the Morning Moon: The proposition for chloroforming aire- dales suggested in yesterday’s Morning Moon, is tiny Do you know that our the Help chloroform manufacturers are at present moment facing starvation? them. Use more chloroform. July 27. 100 Per Cent. AMERICAN. To the Editor of the Morning Moon: For God's sake chloroform ‘em all and let in the Japs! write with dinky little brushes, nobody'll have time for such damned junk Reaver or THe Entire Corre- July 28 Then when we have to SPONDENCE. G. R. comicbooks.com