Judge — July 5, 1924 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ney, Ve CHEER LEAE 7) “What under the sun do you girls de at afternoon teas?” “Giggle, gabble, gobble and git.” —Georgia Yellow Jacket. Inexperienced “How long has he been lecturing?” “About ten “ “Guess I'll stay. through,” —Washington S. C. Cougars Paw He must bi Triolet I loudly swear I do not drink, And in despair I loudly swear, And turn the air To purplish pink. T loudly SWEAR! I do not drink. —Yale Record. ott Kate—Jack said that I was a paragon of beauty. Cat—A_ perfect sight, I suppose. —Northwestern Purple Parrot. A modern Chink Is Sigh Won Lung; He should have a horse— Jesse James had one. —California Pelican. The Great American Game She—Oh, look! ' Towa has three men on bases He—Yes, but Chicago is at bat. —lowa Frivol. tae Dumb—Well, I’ve passed Chemistry at last. Dumber—Honestly? Dumb—What difference does that make? —Stevens Stone Mill. tae O'Shea—Begorra, and did ye rade this, Buy One of Our Stoves and Save Half Your Fuel.” Mike—Shure, why not buy two of thim, and save it all? —Bowdoin Bear Skin. Aloysius—Have you seen the new balloon tires? Dulcinia — Why, who ever heard of a balloon needing tires? —Texas Ranger. Anatomical Geography I know a little flapper, She’s dumb beyond compare. She keeps on asking questions Like when? and why? and where? T told her she was pigeon-toed, Then with her baby stare— She looked at me quite And calmly querie —C.C.N.Y. Mercury. tae . Prof. (holding up a picture)—Is this a camel or a dromedary? Frosh—You can’t fool me; a drome- dary isadate. | —Penn State Froth. 21 “Hello, Joe, who’re you workin’ for, now?” “Same bunch—wife an’ five kids!” —Toronto Goblin. So He Took a Rabbit Out of a Hat Josephine—What does “Hocus-pocus” mean? Napoleon—Oh, that’s a name to con- jure with. —Rutgers Chanticleer. tae “So you went to a class this morning?” “What makes you think that?” “Your suit looks as though it had been slept in.” —Chicago Phoenix. Little Sociable Game “Now I went and lost one of the green dragons “Don’t matter. shot of thish corn.” Jesh have another —Teras Ranger. erry Judge—Are you trying to show con- tempt for the court? Prisoner—No, I am trying to conceal it. —Georgia Yellow. Jacket. “I wish you wouldn’t keep humming that same tune over and over again.” “But there are twenty verses.” —Amherst Lord Jef.