Judge — June 14, 1924 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Catarrh, Etc. Your blood, containing fruit ee is the only sub- stance that can dissolve any mucus or “paste” in your system, Mucus-Making Foods In {ts passage through the body mucus is secreted in ‘Various organs, causing disease. ‘The effects or symptoms are then named variously according to location, but the source of the trouble 1s the same—fermentation, chiefly from butter, cheese, cream, fat, oll, salt, etc., when used beyond your capacity, or in Wrong combinations. 100 Names for 1 Disease Mucus causes catarrh of the eyes (conjunctivitis), of ‘the nose (rhinitis), of the ears (otitis, deafness), of ‘the bronchial tubes (bronchitis, asthma), of the lungs (tuber- culosis), of the stomach’ (gastritis), of the appendix (appendicitis), of the bowels (colitis), ‘ete. Correct Eating Cures Pure juice from grapefruits, without sugar, and pure to- mato Julce, berries, etc., when used as freely as'water and combined with adequate quan- titles of the brain-and-nerve nourishing foods with stimu lative and laxative vegetables, gan prepare your blood for dissolving mucus. ch fruit acids clean a mach that 1s suffering from mucus or acidity. acidity, racidosis, 18 produced by mucus from fermenting 1 just as vinegar 1s made from fermenting sugar, syrups and fruits, But fresh fruit acid iehen correctly combined 4s always beneficial Objectionable feavurea of, eatarrh are, expectoration; “hawking,” “running nose." In a singer or speaker, & career, a life work, 1s ruined by a little flocculent: matter on the vocal cords producing hoarseness, forfelted en- gagements, missed opportunities, etc. Deafness hinders Sdvancement in business, Noises in ‘the head make the sufferer irritable, and irrational. Tubercular Catarrh A deposit of mucus in the lungs 1s often suppressed by medicine made from coal tar derivatives. ‘The cough is sometimes quieted, but the mucus remains to form the Beat of tuberculosis. Why Envy the Live-Wire? Mucus when present, in large quantities Prevents the nerves from assimilating their due nutriment. It is a Cause of undue fatigue. using mucus-making foods and learn to take brain-and-nerve foods, ete. Bulld. yourself Into a go- getter, a live-wire, an’ untiring person, internally clean, who turns work into pleasure. ‘One mpl wrote: ‘No mucus, volce stronger, head lear ag.9,bell, gained 20 pounds, abd now earn four times as mi ‘Educational booklet 10 Cents, Sworn statements. Over 6,000 pupils. BRINKLER SCHOOL OF EATING Dept, 16-F, 131 West. 72nd St... New York Just ~ Imported — One Touch Will D for 30 da; ed to on a) you Free Your 3 De eye bp! 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