Judge — June 14, 1924 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Reform Has Tied a Can to Joy I": TIME we golfers should be vexed Since, after touching us for beer, It’s planned to ban tobacco next So nicotine shall disappear; Our pastimes are immoral, queer, Our foursomes all the pure annoy And must be chasec ay from here— Reform has tied a can to joy. We'll read ¢ And to revi While girls ch day the golden text ‘als we shall steer vho golf must be unsexed In our religious atmo And golf on Sunday? gold hath no all Reform’s chaste Away with mashi Reform has tied a can to joy Our golfing crimes will be indexed To ‘¢ our reformation clear Till we regenerate, perplexed, Through holy To greet the pure « And to its daybreak shout: “Ml We ft all sin far in the rea Reform has tied a can to joy. wn’s drawing near i L’Envoi Reformers, why not take ‘To reconstruct yourselves? Oh, boy! You'd have some job on hand, T fear~ Reform has tied a can to joy. “Not Like Dumb, Driven Cattle” (From the for Sale Column, Waterbury (Conn. Republican) CATTLE—Two head of cattle, Holstein, lady and gentleman. 226 Cherry st., Nauga- tuck. sae car behave and on the sub- Ad in the We know how to make yout will give you a lot of free ad ject if you ask us. Free air Daily Hampshire (Mass.) Ge In other words, air of any desired temperature. THINGS THAT SHOULD HAPPEN BUT NEVER DO A meeting of babies telling the smart things their daddies said Dictionary English A purrau business it is to im- part information of many kinds received a letter recently from a Chinese merchant in Pekin requesting a list of all firms in the United States manufacturing “male water-shec The letter shown around as a curiosity until 0 stenographer undertook its interpretation. As a result of her efforts, a list of manufacturers of hydraulic rams was dispatched, the girl was promoted and the Chinaman, it has been learned, was made happy. hose Bluff One circumstance dehides the throng, And hinders earth's delight: In crowded cars a coat-hanger makes A man talks louder when he’s wrong, for comfort. Than when he’s in the right. Literally “What did you say the crowd up at inty’s was doing to interest you so ked Mrs. Elderberry sever were telling antidotes,” replied r. Elderberry. ou mean they were telling anec- Nope. Just what I said. It seems started discussing home - brew recipes and then drifted naturally to antidotes.” Age Must Be Served Mother (sternly)—Johnny, didn’t T tell you to come right home from the barber shop? Johnny —Nex, Ma. “Phen why didn’t “Thad to wi neck shaved. a got her comicbooks.com