Judge — May 24, 1924 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by D. Beck, Northwestern Hunch by Jices. “An ex-half-back still carrying the bawl.” How to Get a— Celebrate each athletic victory by burning building. ul opportunities to dress sensibly. L—ove all comers. I—et nothing deter you from driving your father into bankruptcy. E—nter any gambling proposition your class- mates nay suggest. G—cet a pair of tortoise-shell rim spectacles. E—vade all persons who have cashed your checks. E—xpel all thoughts of study from your mind, D—on't take lecture notes. U—se your text-books only to raise: money. C—ut half your classes and forget to go to most of the rest. A—bstain from using the library. ‘T—ake no exams. gnore all letters from the Dean. O—hey every impulse to sleep. N—otice that you are now flunked out. ~ Jewell H. Cook, U. of Pennsylvania, * The Errors of Ethel (A Newspaper Serial—Any Old Installment —Uncertainty.*) To axp Louise dropped in next evening to take her to dinner, but after the night before and what had happened at the country club the preceding week-end, Ethel had not the heart to go through with it. Her discussion with George had left her uncertain in mind, and brooding on the possible outcome of their mutual decision, she had grown morbid. To be sure, her agreement with Harry, induced by his con- duct at the Wilson's, made her safe in that quarter. She sought no quarrel with Anna, and if Jane chose to draw unfair conclusions, that was her business. But she must talk it out with Mur or Mabel and Frank might go to Joe and reveal her relations with Aloysius, Nellie’s former fiancée. Dizzy with thinking of her very cramped little world of acquaintances, she threw herself on the bed, where she slept. with wide open eyes all morning until daybreak. (*Another Big Installment) To-morrow—The Decision.) Frank: J, Eustace, Jr., U. of Pennsylrania. erry “Do you love me, Freddie, de: “What do you think Pm doin —H. L. Houghton, Bowdoin, *26. Drawn by WALKER Everett, U. of Michigan ‘26, Hunch by Cunistine CHANNING, U. of Michigan ‘26. Al—Do you see much of Sam any more? Ice—No, the track season is over, comicbooks.com