Judge — May 17, 1924 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Lear Year Apvice N that leap year is here again, And las: far and near again, Are measuring the lads with eyes that dance, I'm saying to the dears again, And dinning in their ears again, “Don’t let your wit be dazzled by romance.” Winner of Judge’s 50-50 Contest No. 14 The while the damsels choose again, I air my warning views again, Because I would not see the darlings weep, And so I say and say again, To Nan and Flo and May again, “Oh, look and look and look—before you leap!” Epoar Dante: Krawer. Have You Hearp— That horse’s tongue is considered a great delicacy among the peasants of Scotland? That a form of wireless telegraphy was used in China at the time of Confucius? That walrus hide, applied lightly to the scalp night and morning, is a sure cure for baldness? That in certain tropical islands in the Pacific bect-roots grow to the height of fifteen feet? That at the North Pole the tempera- ture frequently is higher than it is in Chicago? That mice suffer greatly from indiges- tion? If you have, then some one has been kidding you. Diner—This is our wedding anniversary, what would you suggest? Waiter—Your goose is already cooked, sir. The $25 Prize in Jupce’s 50-50 Contest No. 14, announced in the April 5, 1924, issue was won by Mrs. D. D. Steves, 4074 Tupper street, Montreal, Canada. Answers which rece’ the way I lost my last job New York City; “Have a h avenue, New Orle “ Harvard Dental School, Boston, and “Patience, sir, patience, Wheeler, San Francisco, culander, C. Osborne Teacher—Who was it that prompted Sticky Young Thing—Why do you you then? I heard some one whisper that drink to my health every time you take date to you. a swallow of that wine? Johnnie—Please, teacher, I expect it The Old Soal:—You don't suppose I'm was history repeating itself again— drinking this awful stuff for my own Answers (London). health, do you?—Szezutek: (Warsaw). A WEATHER VANE for YOUR GARAGE SPECIALLY DESIGNED BY John told} MADE TO ORDER HAND-FORGED COLONIAL HARDWARE ASK US FOR PRICES GRINDSTONE HILL) “=: FORGE WESTPORT, CONNECTICUT. | Vacuum attachment for motor cars on dusty roads. 382 comicbooks.com