Judge — May 3, 1924 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Love's PENTATHLON I TOOK her for a round of golf Her lowest hole was nine: But when she drove wainst the wind, She showed a form divine. T took her on the tennis courts Her game was a disgra But every time she smile at me, She scored an easy ace, T took her for a morning swim Her floundering But what complet ked my nerves: Iv qu Was following her curves. 1 my heart I took her for a horseback ride Her horsemanship was nil; But when she tumbled in my arms, T wondered at her skill. T took her out to fish for trout Her casting was a fright; But though her er: She made her el held ne‘er a fish, sh all right. Raymonp Barrerr. Gatekeeper—Hold on there, feller!’ A dollar for that car! Driver (having had much trouble on the road)—Sold! Carp ov THANKS Taree is one fellow T always like. He is the chap who sends out circulars and pamphlets deal- ing with special and very wonder- ful offers in books and other articles at special and very won- derful prices, and always places a two-cent stamp on the printed reply envelope. This exhibits a thoughtfulness: and kindly instinet that, T never fail Lo appreciate. He is the one man in all this world who provides me with something for nothing. T carefully remove the amp from the envelope and then throw the envelope together with the wen derful and very special offers into the wastet [ feel sure that th wonderful and very special, although L never read them. Fors The joy of getting something for noth is certainly appre \ ciated. ‘To all who have sent me wonderful and very special offers and placed a stamp on the return | envelope L take this means. of es | extending my sincere thanks. Their thoughtfulness has. indeed heen appreciated. If Gabriel did it to-day. WILLIAM Sanvorp. comicbooks.com