Judge — April 5, 1924 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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| Science proves the danger of bleeding gums . EDICAL science proves that un- healthy gums cause serious ail- ments. People suffering from Pyorthea (a disease of the gums) often suffer from other ills, such as rheumatism, anaemia, nervous disorders or weak- ened vital organs. These ills have been traced in many cases to the Pyorrhea germs which breed in pockets about the teeth. Four out of five people over fortyhave Pyorrhea. It begins with tender and bleeding gums. Then the gums recede, the teeth decay | J Joosen and fall out, or must be ex: tracted to rid the system of the | infecting Pyorrhea germs. f Guard your healthand your Vis teeth. Keep Pyorrhea away. ‘your dentist often for teeth and fF gum inspection, and make_daily | ‘ase of Forhan’s For the Gums Forhan’s For the Gums will prevent Pyorrhea—or check its 3—if used consistently. Briinary dentifrices cannot do this. Forhan’s will keep the gums firm and healthy, the fy teeth white and cle 35¢_and 60c tubes in U. S and Canada. rogaigo. Get new "PEP" in 20 Minutes! Send right now for the most amazing quick-act- Ing Producing tablet that has ever been created. Absolutely pure— c Gane eres. marvelous foun" Money “BACK OR, 8 10., 15 West Aéth Street, % 3 EVERY READER OF JUDGE might have the print of a famous drawing, but only one could have the original! Judge’s Originals are by the leading artists in the country and ean be purchased at small cost. Simply specify sub- Ject of the one you like to us and we Will do the est. Judge’s Art Department 627 West 43d Street New York City PRICES | ¥ maker Unie weaWeaates nice eae $2 and it’s yours arate a 3 colors. | A Fe emis Pea ica howe wetea\ machines ip fl olorg Ge) sup drect-to-you gnay pay Smock plas"and' Today fees tal ca: Lioiad tomes sotrdee azar, International Typewriter Exchange, 177 N. State St, Dept. 4-70, Chicago | The sanitary Smiths carry their sugar tongs. SUCH IS LIFE HE Boys assemble in the store to sip denatured beer; and you may hear James Jimpson roar, “Your coin is phony here! I pay the bill, my merry lads, I set ‘em up to-day; I have more standard kinds of scads than husbandmen have hay.” A royal sport, for sure, is James, as all the village knows; he’s always up to princely games as lavishly he goes. It is his boast that he’s no slouch when there is sport in sight; he draws the kopecks from his pouch, and blows them left and right. And people say of him, “By heck, he is a royal soul; you always see this James on deck, exhibiting his roll. We go joyriding in his bus, and raise a merry sound, and nothing is too rich for us when Jimpson is around.” James Jimpson lives next door to me, in yonder red brick row; and it is sickening to see his wife appeal for dough. “TI need the price,” I hear her cry, “to buy myself a hat; the old one looks much like a pie, it’s punk, and that is that. I need about a thousand bucks, and I can get not one; | down town you're making drakes and You blow it in with idle wights, a sinful, godless crew; and I must labor days and nights to make old dresses new. You're always making foolish bets, and every one you lose, the while our kids need cigarettes, velocipedes and shoes.” “Go to,” I hear the husband say, “tell not so fierce a tale; I stint myself from day to day that you may have some kale. Therewith hand you twenty cents—it’s all that I can spare; so raise no more your vain laments, but spend the coin with care. With twenty cents a prudent dame ducks of our supply of mon. 28 her wardrobe may renew; so do not beef but play the game as dead game sports must do.” A Lor of fine big-hearted lads around the country roam; among the boys they blow the scads, but tighten up at home. Charles Chipmunk haunts the public gym, among athletic guys; and it is goo to look at him when he takes exercise. Upon the horizontal bar he ties himself in knots; and runs in B. V.’s near and far, across the vacant lots. To scrap some fourteen rounds or six he cheerfully en- lists, and rather I'd be slugged with bricks than run against his fists. We gather round him now and then, and say, help us John, he is a model to all men, with all this bulging brawn. If he ap- pears within the ring upon a future day, there is no doubt he'll be the king, while Dempsey fades ay And if he strug: gles on the mat ‘neath Graeco-Roman rules, he'll knock the present champeens flat, and make them look like fools. Charles Chipmunk lives across the way from my dark green abode; anon I hear his mother say, “My son, bring in a load of stovewood from yon rustic shed, and water from the well, and fix the rooftree overhead—the rain comes in like blitzen. But Charles replies, with heartless grin, “T am not feeling good; just wait three weeks and I'll bring in the water and the wood.” The mother carries in a rick of stow wood, with a groan, and stumbles 0’ misplaced brick, and breaks her collar- bone. Warr Mason. comicbooks.com