Judge — January 19, 1924 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“The Little Red Schoolhouse.” Have You a Little Inn? A® you stuck for a name? Why not try one or all of the following? Fall Inn. Outside Inn. Innside Out. Caved Inn. Pushed Inn. Come Inn. Knocker-Down-and-Drager-Inn. —Q. E. D. Traits E HAS a heart of gold And an iron will, A silvery tongue That never is still. 4 t He has a grip of steel, “I realize I've nothing to speak of now, {[ But alack and alas! Peggy. But the boss says I'm a rising |} s ‘ young man.” XN These things are nothing— “Good. When he says you're a raised His nerve is of brass. young man, come around.” —Edgar Daniel Kramer. 16 “Our Great Inventors” D AIMLER gave us the motor car, Whitney the cotton gin, While Eve gave us the bathing- suit That girls go swimming in. Marconi gave us the wireless, That nothing can sury A judge once gave us th For stepping on the Lumieére gave us the picture show, et ray, A doctor gave us bitter pills To drive our pain away. The ‘lectrie light and phonograph Came from Edison the great. We gave a girl a kiss one night, Her Dad gave us the gate. ‘The credit for the telephone Goes to Alex Graham Bell. Hank Ford gave us St. Vitus’ dance, And Velstead gave us—Pro- hibition! —Jules Mahlon Green. comicbooks.com