Judge — December 22, 1923 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

DIGEST OF THE WORLD'S HUMOR Cynthia—Oh, yes, my dear, he’s got wireless eyes. Gladys—Wireless eyes? : “Yes, my dear. You see, he’s got a broadcast in them.”—Passing Show “Captain, I am afraid of seasickness. What food shall I eat?” (London). “The cheapest!"—Kasper (Stockholm). The Vicar—Your sons are really ter- tible, Mr. Little. Don’t you ever in- flict a little corporal punishment on them? Mr. Little—No. I have never hit my boys except in self-defense.—Lon- don Opinion. Visitor—I hope the explosion at the gas works this morning did not affect your dear mother. THE PURLOINED [HEART Daughter—Oh, dear no! She said, “Ride as if you had stolen something!” “Come in,” and told me she thought “If I feel that your glance is following me, I shall!”—Nebel- her deafness was getting better.—Pass- spalter (Zurich). ing Show (London), 24 j comicbooks.com