Judge — December 15, 1923 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Aspirin Beware of Imitations! Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on package of on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bs pirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians over twenty-three years for Colds Headache Toothache Lumbago Neuritis Rheumatism Neuralgia Pain, Pain Accept “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” only. Each unbroken package contains proven directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell bottle of 24nd 100. Aspirin is the trade_m: of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacid- ester of S: | 5 Blue Steel A boverful run that wo abno lutely guara > be one of the best and most. reliable 2 $11.45 $11.85 Mose ae : . Price $14. iis—Tor hot, Price 0, BBC Special Price $14.50 Double Aet Y CO., Dept. $-112 New vert WY. Use PISO’S — this prescription qui: relieves, children and adults. A pleasant syrup. No opiates. 35% and 60° sizes sold everywhere THE GENIAL SEASON “My niece had twins this morning.” Slightly-deaf Old Gentleman—Thank you, Miss Simpson. The same to you and many of them. st Christmas and Psychoanalysis (Continued from page 24) stockings, jade earrings, and the store ius Y. Yates, the butcher, whither was bound to purchase the three chops.) But though we cheerfully admit the relative unimportance of Mr. Town- send’s subject matter, we are perverse enough to prefer sand dunes to mid- western main streets, and birds and beach | grass to most of the Mrs. Horatios we have met. There are, probably, a few other per- verse souls like ourself, and to them we heartily recommend Mr. Townsend's book. A stB0py who has been privileged to <% meet that large, dark, hearty man, Professor Michael Pupin, and heard his rumbling laughter, will not need to be told that his autobiography, “From Im- migrant to Inventor” (Charles Scribner's Sons), is a jovial and entertaining book. A great many unpleasant things have come out of the Balkan States, such as Ma—You ought to be ashamed to Willie—But it ain’t my fault, Ma. is home sick with the measles. 26 European wars and goats’ when Serbia sent to America a pudgy but ambitious little cattle herder named Michael Pupin, she did a good job for Columbia University, the U. A. and electrical science in general. It is an ancient American theory, of course, that any boy can become Presi- dent—a theory not infrequently justified by our Presidents! It is also an American theory that any foreign peasant can come to our shores and find opportunity wait- ing for him, so that he may end up as a capitalist, a professor, or a vice-president of the Security League. The astonishing difficulties which a foreign peasant boy has to face, the tremendous obstacles li has to overcome, before he does achieve one of these glorious ends, howe} us pause when we read of them in such an authentic account as Professor Pupin’s One cannot help being rather less im pressed with the vast opportunities of America and rather more with the vast capacities of Michael Pupin. Not, we hasten to add, that the author himself ever minimizes the former or mentions the latter! But since you and I, who are not erbian peasant boys but 100 per ce Americans, superior to every other racial stock on earth, couldn't possibly hav: taken the punishment he took, nor don: the things he did, we are forced to con- clude that he was a decidedly unusual gu: milk. But give There is more to his book, however, than the story of his early struggles for an education here, and his subsequent triumphs. The latter half of the volume is chiefly concerned with an account of the electro-magnetic theory of matter, and how that theory, applied to prac. tical problems, made possible modern long distance electric transmission. Since everybody in the country, except. the present reviewer, has a radio, and so, of course, understands all about electricity, everybody in the country will read. this section of the book with more compre- hension than the present reviewer did The present reviewer finds it nearly as difficult to comprehend the theory of the telephone as it is to get central. ae be at the foot of your class, Willie! The feller that’s always at the foot comicbooks.com “4 wh for the chi ke wa ch fer Its hei