Judge — December 15, 1923 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

DIGEST OF THE Ship’s Officer—Are you going out to the Cape for pleasure, Mrs. Gadsby? Mrs. Gadsby—Oh, no! I’m going out to my husband!—London Opinion. “Did your new dress cost you much?” “No. Only a few sobs!""—Sondags Nisse (Stock- holm). Q@ THE LAST STRAW Fond Mother (to father, after his strenuous efforts to keep pace with his offsprings’ holiday energy)—Oh, John! You have been away a long time! I do hope you haven't tired the children out! —London Opinion. WORLD'S HUMOR Beach Inspector—'Scuse me, sir, fishin’ ain't allowed in the ladies’ bathing pool. The Accused—Hang you! I'm not fishing; I’m teaching my wife to swim.—Passing Show (Lon- don). AN ERROR “Mrs. Hobelspan, all my lodgers protest against your husband sharpening his saw at-home when he might as well do it in his workshop.” “You have madea mistake. That is my boy hav- ing his violin lessons.”"—Der Brummer (Berlin).