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mead Ld Bolshevists at Lexington (Continued from page 20) nated for President again. But a con- siderable portion of us turned away from his brand of reform, wearily, rather hope- 'T. R. was a liberal—and, we are wrhing, liberalism gets nowhere. ‘The world is lining up on different lines, and the endeavor of liberals to have their sand eat it too, strikes us now as ire either honestly conserva- 'T. R. was at heart; or genuinely as he never was. I [' xprik Van Loon, having sold thousands upon thousands of copies f °The Story of Mankind,” perhaps the best young folks’ history in our language, has now told the story of the Bible for young folks. He doesn’t say the Bible history. He says it is what the Jews thought, or wished their history was. He has produced a most readable boo which all Unitarian parents can put in the hands of their offspring without any fear that it will send them scampering to the Methodist Sunday school, but which a good many Methodist parents will put in the hands of their children, in’ equal security. We doubt, however, if it will pI Mr. Bryan. If it did, it certainly | wouldn't please this reviewer—nor Hen- drik Van Loon. as Hot Footage (Continued from page 27) men. It’s called ‘Pioneer Trails,’ and it’s got everything in it but a boiled shirt. It reeks with Indian fights, beautiful, suffering women, gallant heroes, black- hearted villains, silver-haired, pancak making mothers, murders, forced —m riages, stage-coa re sh runaways and a story that keeps vou sitting on the edge of your chair chewing your program, sobbing and cheering from the start to the final fadeout. And it’s beautifully photo- graphed.” “Glory be!” said he, “There's a pitcher after an Trishman’s heart. 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