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BROOKS APPLIANCE CO., 371 Stato St., Marshall, Miche All Men Are Liars by Walt Mason t’s OFTEN said of Pepsmith Pond, “His word is equal to his bond; since he was but a growing youth he’s had a reverence for the truth, would rather freeze or fry than shock his conscience with a lie.” He deals in green imported tea, and when he boosts his goods to me, I know that he is speaking sooth, he’s such a nutty fan for truth. He tells me that his tea is pure, and of a scientific cure; on green Spitsbergen plains it grows, and there it’s picked by Eskimos. I do not doubt a single word; to question him would be absurd, for he has earned his high renown; it is the truth he’s handing down. And it’s a grand renown to own, to be throughout the county known, as one who'd rather lose an eye than buckle down and tell a lie. But sometimes when the night grows black, this Pepsmith Pond comes to my shack to gossip cheerful hours away, and tell me of his henry dr. It is an ancient, rusty bus; it truly isn’t worth a cuss, it rattles like a keg of nails; but Pepsmith tells me endless tales of how it climbs steep hills on high, where other cars lie down and die. He tells me, with his guileless mien, how on three quarts of gasoline he travels sixty-seven miles, and banishes my trusting smiles. I know his fierce and foolish tale has made the truth look ghastly pale; I know his poor old battered boat is scarcely worth a tinker’s groat; and when he quits and goes away, T gaze upon my aunts and say, “Truth crushed to earth may rise once more, but it will find it quite a chor But do I think the of Pond? That thought in me has never dawned and when I go at half past three to buy myself a pint of tea, I know that Pond would sprain a thigh before he'd fool me with a lie. For men are thus; in vagrant hours imagination in them flowers, and they will lie about their cars, their pups, their shot- guns or guitars, and knowing well the list’ning jay will not believe a word they say. T love the pastor of our church; around the world you'd have to search to find another man so free from sin and guile and perfidy. His love for truth is something great, and he is shocked when some cheap skate pulls off an Ananias stunt; he i falsehood an affront, and though a man of peace who seldom gives his wrath rele a liar fills his soul with heat, and he would rather scrap than eat. He took an outing, far away, and he returned the other day. With rod and line and patent hooks he fished along the mountain brooks; and when his sermons are composed, his day of mental labor closed, he comes to chat a while with me, beneath my well-known upas tree. And he, with eloquence untaught, describes the speckled fish he caught. I list with no protesting sound; I know such fish were never found in any brook that man has known since Adam used to fish alone. And when the parson goes away, I face my smiling aunts and say, “Truth crushed to earth will rise again, in spite of erring clergymen.” I love the parson passing well because I see that he can tell a liddle when he tries—despite his deep contempt for lies. se. 30 id he | Science Discards Trusses for 35ounce Invention Member of American Ass: Advancement of Science gives world greatest rupture relief of century ation for '0 find something that would end fore the necessity for trusses, so cushions, harness and erue the same time actually he: of scientists for years. Does this tounding system enable one to run, jun work, in security the moment it is applic rkable ing force become for strength and healing snd without ointments, chemicals or drugs? 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