Judge — December 1, 1923 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Advice to Gate Crashers by R.C.O I' ir HAS been impossible for you to obtain tickets for the big football L fe—Platinum front bar Pin with perfect cut diamond. be of good cheer. We have ere Pi 885,00" re suggestions here which ought to take you | into any park or stadium in the country. J ‘Try some of them. If arrested don’t giv L 5—Three perfect - your own name, And please don't give | f i LIQcntee mn 18K white gold mine. . ding ring with § {9h Mounting 14K, Linger outside the grounds until the | eras a Sy provision man arrives and unloads a | § " L2—-% barrel of frankfurters. Then, when he , mee tolltainen Ta ie Det, solitaire, 14 K. barrel, ap- mounting. $62.50. Je th isn’t looking, crawl in pear as unconcerned its a frankfurter and roll inside. Use football tactics; rush the gat If ticket takers attempt to stop you, give =. them the straight arm. Y i S-—Newest aa Climb over the fence. If you think Fre amen the harhed wire is likely to ‘tear your clothes, don’t wear any. Everyone will he too busy watching the game to notice vou, anyway. 1 Inform the gateman that you have | jf L 12—Lady's. something important to tell your grand- | ff rath ie at ‘um 68 whe go her who is sitting in section G. The sw blue white dis Nee man is apt to forget. himself and dvise vou to tell it to your grandmother. In that case, crash past him and yell that you forgot to tell him that your grandpa is accompanied by his wife. ' Distribute banana peclings in front of ee oc renee the main entrance and, when no one is um” $85.00. looking, slip into the stadium. Put on a wing collar and fly in. Take a whisk-broom along and brush ralte afm vet past everybody who tries to stop you. graved ring of 18 K. Wear a sour lemon expression and try | ff "Me gold $22.50. to squeeze in, Borrow some kiddie’s pogo stick and Sn! ane damon In bounce over the turnstiles. : aE ee Look like a tailor and toddle through ae Se the press gate. L (0—Lady's 18 K. Wear a bathing suit and dive in. BH vnite gold” with fine : : o Giamont in center Surround yourself with friends dressed sapphire each. side. as cops and tell the gateman you're the see mayor of 125th street or somebody and have been invited to kick off, 1 20—Diamond Put your clothes, shoes and hat on 4. white sold rade 15, sewel 4 ovement, Four Biao wmnite ainmonds in plati- backwards, wear a false face on the bac num, Lifetime guarantee. $42.50. of your head and try to walk in. Ever one, including the officials, will) think you're coming out. They'll probably be fat Gx Sect I $2.00 Brings Your Choice right, too. 7 | | Bp auaties aiamongs, 'NO RED TAPE—NO DELAY Disguise yourself as a goat, say “B: Simply send $2.00 and your choice goes to you (or whatever it is goats say), trot along charges Raid. You bare ten day oo eee y s goats say), trot along jecide. Money back instantly if yot on your hands and knees and tell those 1 = satisfied as to the quality and value. who try to stop you that you have just Ten Days’ Free Trial . been engaged as mascot. Nandsonce gift bor all charges pak: Guarantee yhen the man at the turnstile asks i Bond attesting to quality and value accompa- When tl h ile ask rr ; ; you for your ticket, stall. Admire his Haraa ey ee each shipment necktie, tell him what a pretty color his j susply7scey eee reece wilecilbn nose is. The people standing in back of py ch aid. “After trial pay 9) Fine you will get sore and push you through. P balance in, 12 monthly pay- fi eiite elt Wie id Best of all, go to college and make the EN 307 discount for cash. Sate rld tank team. Then you'll have no difficulty. =o ape at 4 e sais grer The Disillusioned Benedick ; may 7 by Georgiana P. Chessman Aye eet ‘ ” pin set with \ d in = ‘pay 01 : “a phantom of delight”— perfect eut diamond. . \ EB o8U iron ond,» But now I sce her late at night, Bes eS Si fr yr soy Bol oo, \ fearsome apparition bent On being next day's ormamen Her face besmeared to make it fair; DIAMOND Done up in prongs her scanty hair Borel sine ae ee 170 Broadway~New York That once could startle me by day comicbooks.com