Judge — November 10, 1923 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Out. in the great country where God and Dr. Frank Crane live, Hodge comes into his own. For there are his masterpieces swallowed with all the avidity of Peruna, oil stocks, tango lessons by mail and the diplomatic genius of Charles E The latest gem from the Hoc brain bears the name, “For All of U: It has all the artistic stature of “Al Trish Rose.” ans: Iv s” has been an enormous in England. Other enor- ses in England, it may be pertinently noted, have been “A Little Bit of Fluff,” “Tons of Money,” shirts that pull on over the head, warm Martini cock- tails, tin bathtubs and Stanley Baldwin. “The Dancers” is by an actor and the daughter of an actor working in colla- boration. It is that kind of play. Very little that is dear to the mummer heart has been left out of it. Indeed, about the only things in this line not in’ the | manuscript that I can recall at the mo- | ment are the sentimental pressing to | the lips of a rose plucked by a loved | one (in “The Dance: it is a twig) and | the hero's cool facing of a revolver in | the hands of a villain (in “The Dancers, we have the cool facing of a villain but the revolver is missing). Yet don't let me loftily pretend that all this childish nonsense is without its moments of amusement. Go to such a melodrama in the properly simple frame of mind and you will get a fair share of yap fun out of it. Richard Bennett makes hardly anything out of the réle that Gerald Du Maurier is making so much of in London. But the Misses Eldridge and Donell are particu- good in the leading women’s roles. v “( {incER” is a melan- choly musical comedy with nothing to nic looking chorus girl. next?” 24 Professional Pugilist—Can you beat it? " Twenty-two o’ them fightin’ fer nothin’! Twas Midnight on the Ocean by EB. M. 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