Judge — November 10, 1923 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Miss F.: Who is that you just bowed to? Miss B.: Oh, she’s our next-door neighbor! “But she didn’t return your bow? “No, she never returns anything—London Opinion. A DER old lady from the country went to London to visit her married daughter, and came back with wonderful experiences London did not show its best face to the simple country woman. It was en- veloped in fog during the first two or three days of her visit, and her bed- room looked out upon the railway she was troubled by the very necessary noise of the fog signals. She came down to break- fast after her first restless night and anxiously inquired the cause of the strange banging she had heard so often during the hours of darkness. “Oh! that was due to the fog,” ex plained her son-in-law, and as she asked no further question he let the subject drop. Her visit over, the good woman re- turned to the country, full of the wonder- ful sights and sounds of London life. “Did you see a Lonnen fog, granny asked one of her listeners, as granny expatiated on the strangeness of the great city. “Ay, that I did “and I heard ‘un, toc “Heard ‘un, granny?” exclaimed an- other listener. “How didst hear a fog? “Why,” answered the old lady, in per- fect sincerity. “Lonnen fog hain’t like ours. Every now and then it goes off wi’ a rare _ bang.” —Weekly Telegraph (London). replied granny; sae Man (in drug store)—I want some consecrated lye. Druggist—You mean concentrated lye. “It does notmeg any difference. That's what T camph What does it sulfu “Fifteen nts. = never cinnamon with so much wit.” “Well, I should myrrh-myrrh! Yet I ammonia novice at -’"—American Mutual Magazine. \ Scor and a minister were in a train together traveling through a lovely part of Scotlan Beautiful scenery — mountains, dales, rivers, and all the glories of natur mountain they saw a huge advertisement and-so’s whisky. © a snort of disgust. minister leaned forward and said: glad to that they should not be allowed to dese- crate the beauties of nature by advertise- ment. It’s no’ that, sir,” said the terly, “it’s rotten whusky.”—E This The “Pin Scot bit- er Heard OF ONE. MIND “Ah, well, I’m glad we agree about one thing!” “I'm not so sure that we do.” “Oh, dearest, don’t you still think I’m rather nice-looking?”—Sydney Bulletin. 23 When passing a grand | sir, that you agree with me, | | We have prepared a very ii Easy to Play Donald Clark, Soloist with the famous Paul Whiteman’s Orchestra Victor Records by Paul Whiteman and His Or- enestra are all played with Buescher Instru- Buescher Perfected the Saxophone True-Tone Saxophone The Buescher Saxophone is so perfected and simpli- fied that it is the easiest of all musical instruments tolearn. It is the one instrument that everyone can lay—and it wholly satisfies that craving everybody fis to personally produce music. With the aid of the first three lessons, which are sent free (upon request) with each new Saxophone, the scale can be mastered in an hour; in a few weeks you can be playing popular music. Practice is a pleasure because you learn so quickly. You can take your place in a band within 90 days, if you sodesire. For Bands and Orchestras, for church, lodge and school musical affairs, for social and home entertainment, the Saxophone is the most popular instrument and one of the most beautiful, A good Saxophone player rays popu Tar socially and enjoys many opportunities rn money. Saxophone players are always in demand for dance orches= tras.. Every town should have a Saxophone quartette or orchestra, Try It in Your Own Home You may order any Buescher Saxophone, Cornet, Trumpet, ‘Trombone or other Band or Orchestral Instrument and try it six days in your own home, without obligation 7 of payment may be arranged if preferred. Mention ie instrument interested in and @ complete catalog will be mailed free. Buescher-Grand Trumpet Di it lows so softly and sweetly that practice never annoys, A svlendid home instrument. Free Saxophone Book ing book on the history and development of the S: . It tells which saxo- phone takes violin, cello and bass parts and many other Tides yon weald ike totirrw.- Mio lseersies Brot meeses Every music lover should have a copy. It ig sent free on request. Just send your name for a copy. BUESCHER BAND INSTRUMENT CO. Everything in Band and Orchestra Instrumenta 4816 Buescher Block, Elkhart, Ind. juescher Band Instrument Co. 4816 Buescher Block, Elkhart, Ind. jentlemen: Tam interested In the instrument checked below: axopbone......, Cornet.....,.. Trombone....... Trumpet, ‘Gicstion aay otber iastrament tatercated ia)