Judge — November 10, 1923 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Congratulations, Helen! “Thank you, dear. Some Encouragement Aspirant (to football fame)—Have I shown any big-team stuff as yet? Coach—Your hair looks promising. Aas Fred—Football certain); sport, isn’t it? Ned—Yes, I had a shoulder broken last fall because the spectator next to me slapped me on the back so much. ery Freddie—Which do you want, this big apple with the worm hole in it, or this good little apple? Willie—Let me see the size of the worm hole. a dangerous “T want an extra man for this big job, said the bandit ch ‘and what I want is a young, active, resourceful, reliable, cool-headed, truthful, faithful, real good, honest crook.” “So it’s all ove “Yes, Philip, it Mary, it’s a blessing you made your mind on the right side of Christ- used to jump on me bee t her relatives, and he jumps on me because I laugh at 15 I hear you're engaged.” I want you to meet them soon.” Rivals Olive—Which side are you rooting in the football game? Dottie—How in the world can T teil until I know whether ’'m going with Jack or Harry? for st “T wish to advert a wire through your want ad columns “Yes, sir. Under what classification: Business Ch es, Pet Stock or House- hold Fixture ts In the old days, money made the mare go, and nowadays the ‘auto makes the money go.