Judge — November 3, 1923 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Intimate portrait of a Frosh taking dad’s advice and “keeping a check” on himself.—Northwestern Purple Parrot. sae Nut—It says here that a person is never | hungry when asleep. | Meg—Then you should never have to eat.—Nebraska Awgwan. sae “Married yet, ol’ man?” No, but I’m engaged, and that’s just ood.” If you only knew it, it’s better Denison Flamingo. soe Sue—When Paul kissed me good night, sed me on the e: Gee, you sure can dodge! sas » Sour Oul. '—Kan- tae They were conversing on the Darwin Just think, according to Darwin's , your grandfather might have ape. That doesn’t worry me. “No, but I'll bet it would have worried your grandmother.”"—Carnegie Puppet. ail ‘all the way’ ERIS weet poe ne, 1176 Railway Exchange, Chicago $ Please mail to me the following Santa Fe Booklets CALIFORNIA PICTURE BOOK = GRAND CANYON OUTINGS CALIFORNIA LIMITED Also details as to cost of trip Barney—How was Millie’s party? Google—Not much. Everybody at- tended classes the next morning. — California Pelican. 22 WITH THE COLLEGE WITS Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible Ed—I guess you've been out with worse looking fellows than I am, haven't you? (No answer.) Ed—I say, I guess you've been out with worse looking fellows than T, haven't you? Co-ed—I heard you the first time. I was just trying to think.—Oregon Lemon Punch. tat Voice in the Dark—Oh, Harold, why did you turn out the light? Another—I wanted to see if my pipe was still lit —Columbia Jester. sae Oscar—I didn’t get to bed till four o'clock. Oswald—What for? “Four a.M., you darn fool.” Tiger. dear, —Princeton Marilyn—I1 hear you're studying “Romeo and Juliet”; do you like it? Lizzie—No-o-0; it gets sorta dead toward the end.—Pitt Panther. tote Patron—Waiter, there bread. Waiter—Yes, sir. That's to keep the butter from sliding off.—Dartmouth Jack o” Lantern. is sand in this oy An optimist is one who reads only the large type of a London dry gin lal pessimist is the man who finds * Hoboke -n Press” printed on the margin. Harvard Lampoon. sas Humpty (reading) —Here’s a fellow that tried to escape from prison the sixth time he was sentenced. Dumpty—Had the courage of his con- victions, what?—Yale Record. Ree “I hate that chap,” quoth the lovable girl, as she rubbed cold cream on her lips—Washington Sun Dodger. tas Al—Bobbie was arrested last night. Ted—What was he charged with? “I dunno, moonshine, I suppose.”— Penn State Froth. tet Dear Teacher—Please excuse Willie's absence for the last two days; he caught a skunk.—Mass. Ag. Squib. comicbooks.com