Judge — November 3, 1923 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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TOLD AT THE 19th HOLE by Our game of golf was just sublime And we were very happy Till some 1: “It's breakfast time, Get up—and make it snappy!” * * * Some of the pitchers in the world’s series seemed to think that they wer pitching to a green, instead of a hon plate. * * * In golf a man strikes and goes for th: cup. In baseball he strikes out and govs for the water bucket. tl Walter i ‘ ‘ , fe I its a baseba it of the 5 : Trumbull grounds it’s a home run. If he hits 4 " St. Andrew’s Golf Club, Mt. Hope, N. Y. golf ball out of the grounds it’s an outras: 8 ; = * % oO T PHYSICAL exercise send a scout around the golf links. ‘The advantage of golf over baseball is a Though we may scoff, * * * that the spheroid doesn’t dodge when you A + Be it ever so humblin’ Half the world doesn’t know the handi- try to hit it. Try to make a dutfer fo There's no game like golf. cap the other half plays under. believe that! ar * o* # * * 6 We've a feeling of joy The golf club with the largest member- He broke each club and golfing rule by From the tee to the green— ship in the country is the niblick. Until the people wondered, ju Whee at iy t destroyed * * & And yet the poor, benighted fool an SERIE NBE Le Reet: Full many a dub, with head awhirl, Could never break 100, ha . Will argue over grip and stance tot Hs An erie froin gt a Until he’s bitten by a squirrel Seooty Ble: Hy pplendor' dazzles in vain; And sent home in an ambulance. peoory a * He longs for his mashie j - Pi by C. W. Myers sp And niblick again, nee . se os ape co There is one thing about golf which h’ wa’ o' th’ transgressor may be th He longs for the birdies doesn’t seem right. We always hit our hard, but it’s aften warse for th’ dub. Pi Which flee at his call, best shots in practice. * et 3: ; to A score card and pencil, * * * Hope springs eternal in th’ duffer’s to A caddie and ball. Yo man could remain conceited con- breast an’ thus business keeps oop for th ve cerning his game if he ever heard what Professional. - « - How sweet 'tis to swat nis caddie really thought of at If ye hae played gude aneuch tae get a Ar A good drive for a mile, * * * emnile af r caddie d : be And a putt which runs stra . ‘ smile or twa r caddie durin’ a De! “Ty nauise tora eniilé: These floaters are all right, but what oun’ o’ gawf, ye may consider it a day sin s true cause for a smi ully is needed is a ball which can swim eel spent. ex a water hazard and climb the bank on the * * ev Though your form’s at its best, other side. “Th’ melancholy days hae come,” th’ br Or you're terribly off, + 8 * gawfers agree when they hae tae brush lin Be it ever so humblin The trouble with a dollar golf ball is deid leaves aff th’ greens sae that the bal There’s no game like that when you deposit it in a bank it can putt. litt ‘+ »* doesn’t draw any interest. wos ole F you will look at “That gawf coorse Fa slow motion pic- tures of Bobby Jones, Bill _ Tile and Babe Ruth in ion, you will ob- rve that they have several things in common. They all get a free sweep at the ball, they all have a perfect sense of timing and they all follow through. * * * A ball on the fair- way is worth two in the bushes and a putt in time saves a nine. GOLF AS A CURE FOR NERVOUSNESS spoiled a gude farm,” said th’ Bas) farmer. “But it’s raisin’ a fine crop 0’ laddies wha dinna ken onything aboot pool halls an’ sic,” replied th’ banker. reed Click—Do you mean to say that these are not cold storage eggs? Waiter—T'm sure of it. There was no | such thing as cold storage when they were laid! nan see! te * * * Some of these football teams that are looking for ex- pert kickers should He reaches the doctor’s office and learns that the doctor has been suddenly called to his house. He hurries home, and is elated at the great news —a_ ten- pound husky boy who, twenty years later 14 wins the world’s golf championship, which he firmly believes is due to pre-natal influence. “Hurrah for golf!” If you insist. on your son following in your footsteps how do you expect him to get ahead? comicbooks.com