Judge — September 29, 1923 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Digestible Brainy Diet Solvent fruit, such as grape fruit, betries, to- matoes, UNDER PROPER CO} TIO! (2) Dissolve or disin- tegrate tumors, goitres, fall stones. deposits of lime in joints. (2) Dissolve phlegm of mucus, remove the source of col catarrh and consumption, (3) Correct liver and kidney troubles; headaches. @ Dissolve blood clots as in paralysis, issolve the impurities which cause blemishes to the akin, as acne, ecsema- NOTABLE RESULTS: Following are instances of direct success among our cases PARALYSIS. Age 61. Right hand and leg helpless three years: “restored in three weeks Another, age 65, bedridden, hemiplegia. Sen. sation restored in three days. Could walk two miles daily, after six weeks ARTHRITIS. Ail joints swollen with lime de- posits. Knees and wrists locked immovable for ight months. | Blind for two years. Can now see, walk, and do home work. TARRH, HAY FEVER, RESULTING DEAFNESS decreased from the fist meal. TUMORS. Case age 40. 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Send model or sketch and descrip- tion of invention for our free opinion of ® ipeientible nature. able VICTOR J. EVANS & CO., 813 Ninth, Waskiogcs, D.C, | one the; | whole lot of people who | | things put on the bool | to muddle up the situa- TRESPASSING Kriss—We were held up in the restaurant last night by two bandits. Kross—That must have made the waiters very jealous. TAKING CREDIT AND WHERE IT BELONGS by Dean J. Barney Free 4 spestey ranking fourth in. im- portance in the U.S. A., it's surprising that more helpful hints ain't been wrote on the subject of stalling off creditors. It may be that most every- body having a pet system of their own which works satisfactory, they don’t feel like switching to some other nor giving out the details of the ‘y use. But for the benefit of the few who don’t run no bills it might be of interest to get some insight into this absorbing financial question. “Having it charged” got its big start when automobiles first come out. In them days it cost more to own one and keep it fixed up than it does now, im- possible as the state- ment may sound to a lot of present-day car owners. So after the parties who had slap- ped a mortgage on their house to buy one, found out about a week later that the first cost wasn’t the only one, they com- menced to feel the pinch and started in having ven if automobile ain’t really been on the market so many y as some specimens which are being used for taxis would seem to indicate, there is a about next spring will be celebrating the silver ry of theirlast Then tion still more and make payments harder to keep up, along comes player pianos Drawn by Cuantes Cuno ; First Astral Inhabitant—I say, .* Bill, wot time is it? Second Astral Inhabitant — lw: tion platinum wrist watches for the women folks and ‘lectrie washing machines for Monday a.m. More than one of the boys from the linoleum department can thank these little household necessities for their promotion to credit manager. But being an ingenious ra it ain't took the great mass of American people long to adjust them- selves to the new con- ditions. A little study has showed them that on a average there will be about three state- ments mailed to them before any grave com- plications set in. Then they get a letter calling attention to what is humorously alluded to as a probable oversight on the part of the one who does the owing. Since they have took this view of the matter, he don’t feel under no obligations to correct them, so he lets it run along till he gets num ber two of the follow-up series which tells him that they are surprised that he ain't settled long ago and giving him to the twenty-sixth to yup. But even this ain't always as bad as it looks. About the first of the month he gets number three of the series, stating flat footed that they sus- pect he don’t ‘intend doing as he has said he'd do, and that they are figuring on putting it in the hands of their lawyer for collection So having no desire to mingle with ers, except maybe in a social way and not s then, the ex- and cabinet phono- Lemme be! Can’t yer hear Sir perienceddebtorwrites graphs not to men- Arthur paging me? 30 aletter to the company comicbooks.com