Judge — September 29, 1923 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Mild Visitor (time, 11.30 p.m.)—I—I beg pardon! long? I’m sleeping on the settee!—Humorist (London). ’,”’ remarked the little American girl to her in, “which would you rather be—British .” was the prompt response. “Aw, an.” she said, with a glance of disgust: “that’s just like you Britishers.’—Philadelphia Star “Here you are, sir!”"—Kasper (Stockholm). OF THE WORLD'S HUMOR Will you be . -- fay “So you have docked your dog’s tail?” “T had to, old chap; he wagged it so much when my mother-in-law came on a visit.”— Passing Show (London). Tripper (to captain of Leviathan)—Sorry to trouble you, but whereabouts is Margate from ’ere?—Passing Show (Lon- don).