Judge — August 25, 1923 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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Giving Father His Due A. ISGeSIONS insurance salesman had £X secured a policy aud a ice com- mission from a difficult client. He was about to congratulate himself when back came the policy. “Not approved by Home Offic One important ques- tion not been ered. “TF your father is not alive, give cause of his death. 2.2") After) much questioning and suggestion the clint said in a whisper. “M her was hung in the Civil War asaspy: Wenever mention it.” xd Lord, man, that’s easy enough,” alesman, ‘Faking the application yin this answer: | from a seaffold. stantancous.” said th he w Death —in- Sott Mrs. Cohn—Ts that hotel expensive? Mrs. Sohn—Vell, no; not considering the quality of tke guests. tas Li four-vear- old) Frank dis- liked having his face washed quite as much as the aver- age small boy. Tamma,” he whined, as the daily torture was in. pro- gress, “why do you rub me so hard with the towel? Are you afraid TM rust?” ss Crauford —How did) Suburbs ever come to be the big man out in his place? Crabshaw — A\1 his neighbors have to take an earlier train to work in the mornings. know. “Grandpa, any time you have trouble UDGE WITH WHICH IS COMBINED LESLIE’S WEEKLY “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness’ Jomsex was the proud father of a track star in a negro college. One time during the track season he went to witness his son perform and upon his return to his little hamlet he was ques- tioned as to the merits of the athletes, by the de 4 “Does you say they has hot down 2” the re} races there? srend personage, Johnson looked at his inquirer for a moment before he spoke. “Hot race he said. “Why man, they run their races in’ ‘heats. An’ after they was all through T walked down an’ took a look at the track an’ Lawd, they'd burned it to cinders. Tha’s how hot the races was.” queried ttt A man doesn’t know how he can sue- ceed until he succeeds. 1 managing grandma, just let me I learned a lot about women this summer.” Tis Often Thus by William Sanjord THE 882, 8 duel personality, | Me showed only the pleasant side of his nature when he called on her. She had a duel personality and: showe the pleasant side of hers when hh After they had been mar they both realized. the ducl part then it was mostly dueling! only alled. while > and ott Since the present big prices that are paid to gladiators of the squared circle, fatl whip their sons when they catch them beating up the kids next door. rs no lon: ttt “Wife.” said the poet, “I wish you wouldn't sit. at the front) window comment on the scanty attire of and he girls passing by “Why should that bother you?” “TL have to write some stuff. T can’t keep running to the window all day long.” watt Angry Hubby — Where in goodness” hame did you put those new golf balls IT bought? Contented Wife Can't find — them, dea You'll: have to get along as best you can with those biscuits L baked for dinner. ott What is expense Flubb the largest item in running your house? Dubb—My wife! comicbooks.com