Judge — August 25, 1923 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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FINISH “Did your first novel have a happy ending?” “No. It wound up in a department store at ten cents a copy.” Mile De La Joyce Continued from page 13) the leading British dramatic critics, together with various eminent Oxford and Cambridge professors, ministers of the gospel, editors, members of the King’s Bench and other such lights 0° London. The first thing that this dis- tinguished assemblage said to me was, “There’s something you must. tell us about right away before the soup comes on. Tell us about those Ziegfeld ‘Follies.’” It has been said that there is only one character in the fiction written during the last thirty years that is known to everyone in the world—or almost every- one, that is recognized at once by man, woman or child. To wit, Sherlock Holmes. There is similarly only one theatrical institution — that i ems to have heard The fame of the lies” is deserved. The Hies™ comes, I suppose, as near to achieving revue perfection as anything that has been produced since the Marigny was at its zenith. I hope, however, for the sake of my reputation and good name, that Ziegfeld will one of these days make a mess of one of his shows. I have been praising these “Follies” of his for so long now that my customers are getting suspicious. It is about time that I preserved my reputation with a bad notice. But feld bullheadedly won't give me a chance. He refuses to help me out by putting on a bad show. Therefore, 1 suppose Til have to goon praising him and having Fast days we're living in, many people people believe Ido so for some ulterior buy a big car and drive straight to the motive. It isa sad predicament. I fear poor house. that it will ruin me. ttt rd Higgs—Do you swear before “Was she in evening dress?” wife? “Well—er—partly.” Biggs—Oh, no! Ladies first. “Better look out, little nigger! I’se gwine to stage my come-back now!” “How you gwine to come back, big boy, when yo’ ain't been nowhere?” 15