Judge — June 23, 1923 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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“What is your chief complaint?” “Chronic diagnosis, ay tank.” Milady at the Ringside (Continued from page 23) the night, she saw Midget Smith cut Joe | means nothing an experienced scrapper: but she sat complacently through the rounds | shed Smith's | in which Lyneh nearly j head off. For Laura doesn’t dream of the terrific power there is behind these short sledge-hammer blows. We heard sps from the male part of the ge—and they were — genuine There was no real anxiety behind Laura's some Kling from Lynch's lip. Blood was being shed and the girl, following | » world-old tradition of her sex, felt called upon to emit an “Oh!” and. say something to the effect that the sight of blood always made her sick and that | ifraid she wouldn't make a good | she wa: nurse, ete. Women have pulled this line since the year one and will continue to use it until the end of time. It means nothing. For a few seconds later milady is jabber- ing away at a great rate about that n there in the third row irl, and doesn’t it make you tired to see old men chasing around with flappers, and why don’t they have better sense, and isn’t it too bad some- | thing can't be done about it, anyone can see it isn’t a good match, ete., e And you think she’s talking about the fight and insist it és a good match, and she says it isn’t, and points out the couple : 1 adds: “Why, he must be lay over seventeen,” “Aw, shut up!” or the polite equivalent, and go on watching the fight. ry A farmer lad was at a barn dance given in’ celebration of Jane Smith's ding. During the evening, he ced with a young lady who. fre- quently stepped on his fect. “Excuse me for stepping on your feet,” she apologized. “Oh, that’s all right,” retorted the young man, “the cows step all over my feet at home.” ary horrification when the blood | The coupon, filled in, offers you an easy road to big profits. Obligates you in no way, Fill in and mail TODAY. op} Now! Costs Less to Enter Profitable Butter-Kist Popcorn Business UTTER-KIST now offers a new and wonderfully improved line of Popcorn Machines with the right model, exactly suited to the requirements of your own business. And best of all—there’s a beautiful, brand new model that sells at half what former models cost! It's the Gold Mine—and it’s a beauty. Mahogany- finished cabinet—gleaming glass sides—polished nickel parts. Takes up little room. Works automatically. Produces thirty 10-cent packages an hour. Has special compartment for peanuts—a chance for added profits, A better machine in every way! Pops more corn at same cost. And pops it under glass. No springs. Noiseless. Every part interchangeable. New and improved revolv- ing electric sign. BUTTER-KIST Popcorn “America’s Oldest Treat” Butter-Kist Popcorn can make big profits for you. H. C. Wallace writes: “In one year we made a gross profit of $3484.” Many are making even more. And remember, out of every dollar’s worth you sell, you keep 65 cents as your profit! The Gold Mine Model is your opportunity. Write for the Butter-Kist Easy Payment Plan. Mail the coupon. Ho.coms & HokeE Mere. Co. World's Largest Manufacturers of Popcorn Machines and Peanut Toasters 2220 Van Buren Street + « Indianapolis MB & HOKE MFG. CO., Van Buren St., Ind polis, Ind. Please send me, without c on on my part, y ce Butter-Kist b also want the Lo hart which 1 fill out and return Name — $$ Street ———____________ City and State. Businesg ——__ POPCORN AND PEANUT MACHINES