Judge — June 23, 1923 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

PUTTING OUT THE CAT We ee] WAG Nii Ee ne 1. Dad winds the cle. k—this duty done, starts cat- wards, and 2. The chase is on! %& 4. Till, luckily, he hits it right: 5. And kitty’s dumped out in the rain—and am- 6. bles gaily back again. 3. Through, under, over all in sight, Anavat officer in Honolulu, in order to receive proper credit from. the Government, asked a Japanese jitney driver to render an itemized bill. After much concentration and laborious effort, the Jap proudly presented the following: . five dollar five dollar 5 comes 5 goes 10 Wents. . . ten dollar Fae What this country needs is more one hundred proof Americans. T* negro teams were playing ball. The score stood 19 to 11 and the second half of the second inning had just started. “I sholy declares,” remarked a by- stander. “They'll have to call this game on sunt of having no place to put the score.” eee Bibbs—Mr. Oppenheim, what is the best way to approach you for a | Capitalist—If you ‘are sensit had better write for it. 24 pry stranger rapped on the door of the 4% village moonshiner. A small panel in the door slid back and a face appeared. “Well.” “IT want a bottle of whisky.” “New or old.” the new was made to-day. The old was made yesterday.” yu want to treat a “Come on, let’s