Judge — June 2, 1923 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Lees Somebody writes in to suggest a Ballades of a Dub T've Spilled All of the Alibis by A. N.C. Fowler Te GREENS are far too fast to-day I got no sleep last night, you see; In all this wind no one ¢: lay; I've al If, when I’m going wretchedly I pull that simple sort of lies, All that is nothing new to me— I've spilled all of the alibis. The foursome that is in ring price you ‘oO pay At your bootleggers f.0.b. New markers planted on the tee, A caddy without sense or eyes eat it up quite care- y— T'vespilled all of the alibis. I never am prepared to say The fault for punk could be playing AD Ween traffic cop for blind holes. our public links. In any lack of skill that lay, To howsoever marked degree, In my own personality— For what's the use on mere surmise Has got the truth ¢ up a tree? I've spilled all of the alibis. LEnvoi O Ananias, tell me, pra Weren't you a golfing And if you weren't—well T've spilled all of the alibis. likewise nyw The non-stop golf story contest. 13 We guess he must have been playing one of Caney Sesstons, the lyric-golfer- journalist of Topeka, Kan., has just told us of something that happened recently to Griffith Bonner, golf editor of the Topeka Daily Capital. It only goes to show how important it is that golfers should be more than careful. It seems that Bonner recently came in from a game and laid the balls he had won in a pan on top of the ice box. It happened that the pan also contained some eggs. The next morning Mrs. Bonner grabbed for the eggs and boiled a couple of the balls, quite by mistake. This covered took bres a birdie. It is a natural se- quence from the long low ball to a long high ball; h at its proper time and place. But just s’pose Grif had laid the eggs in- stead of the balls, then what? was first dis- when Griffith chip shot at the st table and got