Judge — May 26, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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the me, nds BabeRuth, the Head- line King (Continued from page 9) You can’t blame him, Also he had to. preserve his pose of being a terrible person— which the average rough- neck isn’t. His way of get- ting a kick out of life is to ruminate on his badness. In view of which it is surprising that so many people take his antics Seriously and designate him a rowdy. ‘There are rowdies in base- ball crowds, as Matty points out, but there are far more harmless roughnecks out for an afternoon’s lark, Having described the four types of Ruthians and hav ing discursively genera! about them (and. some of their blood brothers) we can’t help wondering whether, after all, it is pos- sible to classify rooters. We thought of this the day the Headline King smashed out his first homer of the present season. Types A, B, C and D) stood up and cheered themselves hoarse. For a moment they were al as the Babe trotted around the k couldn’t help thinking that the ne each one of them, reading the head: Cuoutixc Bamnixo Opens Season Witt Four-Pry Watvop would get a thrill out of buttonholing the first person that came along and saying, “I saw it myself, Some clout!” Fae Pink Pants by Clark Mills I MIN Favor of pink pants. Mere man has grubbed along in somber grays and blues and browns long enough. Women not only have their rights but they alse have their brilliant plumage and furbe- lows and dodads and thingumi The demands of the ge are for gorgeous a handful —or ey it =of highly polished matinée idols, but a whole national ensemble of scintillating, fascinating, gyrating, hallu- cinating Hes! Pink, my haberd as cheap as blue, ive us pink ove and pink dress suits and pink dinner coats and pink golfing clothes! Put pink on our mechanics, our stock brokers, our bank breakers, our college professors, our patent attorneys and our editors. Deck ‘em all out in delicate rosebud shades, and see what will happen. Our steno will smile. Our wife will maciC _FISH AIT Bors. vor can catch all the fish you can carry. Just rub ttle of this on your bait they will bite like hang- ry wolves, when the other fellow doesn’t get a bite. I a greasy substance that will not wash off. Real xport pull her tells me, is just Early exercise. The whole wide » buildings and nd subways smile. We shall smile. world will smile. i cafeterias and surface will be crowded with dainty optimistic color. Our “schools of sugges- tion” will preen themselves. Our self- analysts will adopt a struttier strut. Americ cheer. The problem of injecting the elusive iwsthetic touch into American life will be met. 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