Judge — May 12, 1923 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Nothing else like 10 It in this country Coin, for remarkable illustrat- 257 W. 7Ist St., New York Pp i 1 | imples Your skin can be quickly cl ‘ heads, Acne Eruptions on the fa Itch, Eczema, Enlarged Pores, Oily or § Write today for my FREE B ieee 1000 Cash says' can Clear your skin of the above blemishe: E. S. GIVENS, 226 Chemkal Bidg., Kansas City, Mo. | | the stage. Drawn by Jexny Devoto, Stanford WHEN CESAR AND CLEOPATRA DANCED Czsar—You shake a mean shimmy, Cleo. Cleopatra— You wield a wicked nightgown yourself, Julius. ttt Higher Education by Cha = average college ed to wax lacking in w s to learn. Knowledge, blessed knowl- every turning y, though. beauties of ning as ac- quired at college. With the student it is -ever boring into him. It while he sleeps in the daytime. At it is ever stalking upon him, unheard and unseen. Even at the to learn, because lowly vaudeville he is bound vaudeville shows are the most instructive things of a college educa- tion. Here, at least, learning is accom- plished in a most thorough manner. The college student wanders into a vaudeville house. He always just wanders in, and he always has that daredevil look on his face. He doesn't care w uppens to him. He becomes seated within the place, ays (due to his near-sightedness) rather near s the c n rises his education commences—with a vim. First of all he learns a lot from the fe: ture picture. This knowledge is chiefly . oi Missouri U. of Missouri Drawn by O'DeELt. Myras, Hunch by Faev HANKERSO: The Dumb One—Hey, Jim, what's the honor system? Jim—The honor system, my boy, is the system where they make you sign a pledge, put you three when seats apart, and leave the prof. in the room to be chair sure you don’t cheat. 30 character stud He learns that a mar with a long, curly mustache should never allow himself to fall in love, for if he doe he will sooner or lat commit murder, theft and arson, thus making him a me to the community. Then come Clyde and Harley, instructor and instructress, respectively. 1 the student with the importance mining just where the cherries George Washington's cherry tree went re not for berri cherr of George’ what makes it more impressive, they de in_song. Faddin and Faddin, who follow, imp: a most important bit of knowledge to t applicant for a college education (or college degree, if not an education) They teach him how a ge an may be- uainted with a st oung lady “Oh, hello, kid!” And Faddin: hello, yourself !”) The Tumbling Torsos then come on with a rush. Their chief addition to the sup of knowledge is on the etiquette of standing on the head of | on friend while smok- ing a cigar. Du Vois, a very in- structive gentleman, comes next. He never seems to weary of teaching. By the time he has finished, the student is perfectly informed as to what songbird, i automobileDrawn by Joux Weven horn, and a Southern Methodist chicken down “PIPPA PASSES!" on the farm And the first term, too! sound like. He also knows what ever! And finally there is alw n extreme clever comedy skit d, “Bunches of Beds.” Here, there is not merely learning but proof also. Just how low the mind « the average college stud is amply proved in this sta Wonderful, enlightening vaudevi sting hate becomes ee A Roller Family by Franklin H. Lore, William Jewell "22. Father { lawn other . dough ‘on rolls the bones ughter hosiery tos Among Others } by Robert Benford,Creighton U2 MET a charming little lady ta dance not long And when my frat pin left’my vest Her face was all aglow. I fell for her and sure fell hard— I hardly even ate. And if to class I went at all T came in very late. I met this charming little lady On the street not long ago And, sure enough, she wore my pin With nine others in a row. Reed Johnny—Father, what is a dictiona Father—A_ dictionary, my boy, is something that college boys sit on in a poker game there en’'t enough to go round. Les Conklin, Columbia '23. You Drau comicbooks.com