Judge — May 12, 1923 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Cash In the Manner of Walt Whitman by J. Widman Bertch, Dartmouth °2: triumph: I ING the curren kel, the he penny, the ni ulmighty dollar, five dollar notes, ¢ twenties,’ and nt, quarter, the and crisp, even hun- cklin the The noble dreds Especially the hundreds, I sing. All these I know and love, The penny weak and feminine is my tender nurse. It is the coarseness of the earth and the equilibrium I put it with other pennies copper against copper, Lincoln head against Indian against 1910. shall gather a great harvest from hoard . . . fur cout, sleek and rich: , Scarves, sox, shirts, soft and white; suits and shoes will I gather. to edge, head, 1908 my sing the power of money. ite, masculine, purveyor of privilege and Joy ft, feminine, wheedling, divisible into luxury. All this Ising. But it will not last long! One of our terrib students, in a fit of the back of Caesar, pendix out of C the Tale of Two Citie Kenneth McQuiddy, U. of the South. Drawn by Lovis LewiNsoun, Dartmouth '23, He—No? She—No!!! Stanford " nford "2 Drawn by Ted VAN De Hunch by Nortucutr ELy, $ _ “What do you suppose they’re writ- ing about us?” “Well, since they are on a college comic staff, it is bound to be a joke about rolled sox, kissing, drinking, or naughty dancing.” ttt Tons of biology, paleontology, logic, zodl- | og, Fall on my neck. Drunk with ontology, doped with cosmology, soft on a moll—Oh! gee! Gosh, I'm a wreck! Jack Alexander, St. Louis U. ’. ttt She’s Wonderful by Cadet Sheffield Edwards, | U.S. Military Academy 23 H a wonderful girl, WO my girl! : different! I tremendou glad that she isn’t lik the common herd. Indi- viduality is rare these days. ‘ow, for instance, she doesn’t’ pet like most girls do. We both agreed that it is per-r-rfectly scandalous the way the flappers carry on. The night I met my girl (it was love at first sight, you know, and she didn’t even know my name), she laid her curly golden locks on my shirt front in that trusting manner that made me alize what a privilege it was to be the first man to be chosen. How proud I felt! either, but ha way of tactfully refusin you, but if you do ins. one for Brother Dick them.” Some girl, that! Then, too, she ‘posit-i-vely abhors alcohol Her maiden aunt gave her the cutest little flask, all engraved with her , and she always car- ries it j fear of hurting the old lad. feelings. I’m a lucky bi zard to know a girl like that! few and far between. moreover, am I proud of her literary taste. Why, every time I've been in her home, the place is just clustered with Brother Dick’s French novels and cheap magazines, but she goes along her own sv way, and spends hours poring over Ivanhoe and Tennyson’s Poems. She doesn’t use all this modern When she looks up at me, half-parted, and blue eyes unusually thin eyebr old thing, you are a good egg!” then my pulse throbs madly and my morale goes way, way up! Come around sometime and T'll introduce you. She’s wonderful! that nice No, thank I will take he does so love 29 She's so | She doesn’t smoke, | Short Sales We have available for distribution a booklet that scribes the mechanism completely de- and operation of short sales. Ask for J. U. 705 Free on request ESTABLISHED 1901 HARVEYAWILLIS8& Members Consolidated Stock Exchange of NY. 32 Broadway - New York Phone Broad 5360 Optown Philadelphia Hewark 47 E.86% St. 2050.15 St. 169 Market St. Direct Private Wires IF INTERESTED IN BUSINESS AND FINANCE, keep informed by reading the Bache Review, a ten minute weekly summary of the business and financial situation. It focuses and interprets currents of to-day and indicates their trend. Sent to business men for three months, without charge. J. S. BACHE & CO. 42 Broadway New York City PARTIAL PAYMENTS | The Best Way to Buy Good Securities on Convenient Terms Send for free Booklet L-25, which explains our plan and terms. James M. Leopold & Co. Established 1884 Members New York Stock Exchange 7 Wall Street New York EE EE The High-brow’s Soliloquy by Henry J. Traub, Yale °23 "LL fuss and splurge of the Cosmic Urge And of the Freudian Theory of W Of DeVries’ Mutation and Shaw’ And “What is the Art of the Gis! Recapitulation, predestination, Of these will I gibber and talk, h! Also lato, Spencer, and Locke. I'll chatter of books and sermons in brooks, Of old Abyssinian knowledges, Of silly humanity, of Hamlet's insanity, And depravity in ‘the colleges: I'll continue declaiming 'till all are exclaim- in| “He's a wonderful man we agree— We know it’s so, For we can’t understand him, you see!”