Judge — May 5, 1923 — page 8: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Edwin Levick. HOW LITTLE the CUSS-WORDS Seo HELP— E Add to drive. » Troj that Helen Paris. made in me.” the voc: recent referred te “dog's leg” House All that the average fer Santa as is sks of $ for Christn a trip to Califor In “Nine Holes of Golf,” Royal Cortis- soz pays a tribute which has long been due. “Who is it,” he demands club? > duffer, and tries every new b sweepstakes, counting naught? The duffer.” tainly said a bag full. woman to play unhampered by skirts. George Washington was an indifferent r, owing to his inability to tell ; rojan war was due to an approach the vicinity of contraction of ake get out of the way kespeare frequently alludes to golf; for example in Henry IV, where he “Four rogues in buckram let driv Nuk GAME of golf has a very. in- teresting history. Ac- cording to legend it was perfected by St. Andrew, who was therefore adopted. as I tron saint of first golf e was the lie. * Charles Hanson Towne is adding to mulary of the game. At a tournament he most persons call a bulldog’ hole. A d—d good lie. ‘that buys and tries every new Who is it that buys 1 The duffer. Who is it that enters sweepstakes after his defeats as Royal, you cer- Fox Hills Golf Club, Stapleton, Staten TOLD AT THE t9th HOLE by Walter Trumbull V Juatever else Bobbie ymplish at) Harvard, he un- doubtedly will take honors in golf. He really comes by his love of golf naturally as many of the Jones family have been interested in the game. There, for example, was John Paul Jones, who after experiencing the iron play of the British uttered that historic line, “I have not yet begun to putt.” And an examination of the works of Henry Arthur Jones will prove that he wrote largely on golf subjects. There is “The Silver King,” “The — Trium of Jones may Tnigo Jone: thing to do with the repair of St. Paul's. Prevent disas- ter at sand trap. This probably is a misprint for St. Andrew's, As for Thomas Rupert Jones, the gist, every niblick player in his heelprints. English g has followe * * * Adam 1 golf in the fen He didn’t like to be chaffed; It made him mad When his shots were bad And the giggling hyenas laughed. play When Adam played golf in the Garden Of reason he was bereft When his ball would creep In the heelprint deep A dinotherium left. When Adam played golf in the Garden We really haven't a doubt It was what he said When he raised his head That caused him to be thrown out. 6 Island, N. Y. I [rr are a few simple rules for mashic play: While making a mashie shot alw fix the gaze firmly on an overhead. If there cloud will do. Chop the the ed encou Do no : guarding the green practice | by different types. f the the with a driver, or little more anc Immediately mashie at the save the boy’s dy. ife mashie, olf ball manuf: always play into the s is you will playing out of irplane ps airpl all squarely on top. with This will turers. net “t more traps of e the same swing that vou would nd the left arm a k a little faster. fter the shot throw the This will probably by preventing his laughing himself to death. * * * HERE was a man in our town Who hay His left foot very When taking pened to advance in front f his stance. And when he found he got a hook, Which wasn't very nice, He put his right foot out in front When a tender little woman has a bad golf she doesn’t want to throw And then he got a slice, 8 round at aniblick. She wants to cut somebody's heart out with it. * * * The man who finan- cially sustains — the club makers, the ball manufacturers, t he professionals, the courses and the play- ers better than him- self undoubtedly — is the duffer. Bouncing _ ball from stone wall.