Judge — May 5, 1923 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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A doctor was questioning his patient's me, no!” was the reply. “I him to wear them in be: never alle doctor.” —Washington Post. DIGEST OF THE WORLD'S HUMOR a Yi ath u s purchase? Wife—Why, there's that fire-extin guisher you bought a year ago; we've never used it once.—Boston Transcript Awe Congressman confessed that, “What is the classic dancer inter- 4% although he was always forgetting preting now?” their faces and never remembering their “Mixed emotions.” names, he had ho difficulty in being hn?” pleasant to his followers in the House. “She has just been informed by her “When I meet somebody in the lobby manager that the house to-night won't whom I don’t know from Adam, and I see pay expenses.” —Birmingham Age-Her- he expects me to know who he is, I take ald. him warmly by the hand, look straight se into his eye d say, ‘And how is the Te Flitterbys had but recently re old complaint? I have never known it turned from their honeymoon d to fail." —The Epworth Herald. taken possession of their new Said Mr. Flitterby, one ev glanced about the dining-roo: know, my dear, I can scarce 7 : d WARNING with a wicked smile, “just look over these “Fritz! Lick the stamps carefully! bills, darling, and you'll have no doubt They cost a hundred marks each.”— whatever.” —Philadelphia Ledger. Fliegende Blaetter (Munich). Householder (to burglar)—Before you come out you might have a look for my collar stud under there!— Humorist (London). tae A trade journal admits that motors are far too noisy nowadays. I suppose the idea is that a noisy motor gives the pedestrian far too good a chance of getting away.—Ete (London). lal “He seems to be a very careful driver.” “He is. He told me the other day that he drives his car on the theory that the other fellow might not be able to get out of his way.”—Detroit Free Press. Pad “Do you always leave cards when you call” 5 sotnetinies T lea verapair of over- shoes or an umbrella.”—Boston Tran- script. IIe “Well, thank the Lord, I never spent five or six of the best years of my life foolin’ "round no college,” said the money- wealthy man. “Might I understand you,” said the thoughtful-looking liste: “to thank the Lord for your ignorance? “You may put it that way if it suits you any better,” snapped the money- wealthy man. “Then,” said the thoughtful-looking listener, “Thanksgiving day ought to last THE PROBLEM at least a week at your house.”—Farm Husband—Of course, darling, I know they're all indispensable. The Life. question is, how many of ’em can we do without?—Passing Show (London). 20 LY, GP i) w