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DIGEST OF THE WORLD'S HUMOR Freroisaxo De Foorenires, the well known tragedian, comedian, and the rest of it, was billed for a one-night stand jow-on-the-Marsh. So he am to the proprietor of the oval theater: “Will hold night. Have stage manager, stage car- penter, property man, assistant. electri- i 1 all other stage hands there fail.” a few hours he got a reply from the proprietor, who wired back: “He will be there."—Journal of the American Medical Association. one a rehearsal to-morrow osterity will rear a monument to “A monument.” replied Senator Sor- ghum, “merely attracts picnic p: What I want is something that will me popular at a county fair, right now!” Washington Star. Pearl—Huh—that beau of yours, Sarah, called on you last night’ in a business suit. Sarah—That's all right; he meant business.—Florida Times-Union. €) “Waiter! Turn off the fan or this beefsteak will blow away!"—Sondags Nisse (Stockholm), Six-year-old Mary awoke about two “clock in the morning. “Tell me a story, mamma,” she pleaded, 22 “Hush, darling,” “daddy will be in soon and tell us bot! one.” —Atlanta Constitution. said her mother,