Judge — April 14, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

If wives to-day are rather gay And do not care for cooking, The hubbies, too, have less to do, One hook does all the hooking. Our Ode to Spring by Hilda Bottomley \ Juex Tom and T trail the lea Tbask in springtime’s sunny kiss, But Tom says, “Great place for a tee \ corking drive—you couldn't miss!” Tgreet the budding apple trees, The knoll’s bright cap of emerald hue. SaysTom: “Some hazard, if you ple A mashie niblick—that'll do. Just play it over trees and hill, It ought to roll right on the green—” But I am looking at a rill That gurgles forth in diamond sheen. | \long its bank sweet violets hide, The smell of warm earth scents the air, “Nha,” says Tom, with manly stride, “That elbow hole would be a bear. If they would cut down that old pine \las to humble my friend so!) To make the fairway broad and fine, It’s in the way—it ought to go.” So on we stray, o'er hill and dale And sandbanks Tom calls “traps,” T see the pear tree blossoms pale, ‘Tom draws imaginary maps. Within his mind the countryside Takes shape with line and stake, sorrowfully he'll confide, ord! What a golf course that would make! And as I dream in solitude— Tom wonders if the course would pay; Yet Tam sure that Nature’s mood Thrills him—though in a different way. And while I here to you confide My love of spring’in v Toms oiling shoes of elk-hide, And practicing his curses. Egg View News-note by Leslie Van Every Jonopy ever got an overcoat off of him- +N self any quicker than Chet: Lumley did at the box social Wednesday night! Chet was ably assisted by its owner. ree t & Stop Wondering How | Teach Piano; I'll Show You, FREE EAR after year you've seen my advertisement in all the leading public Sy ering to teach you piano in quarter the usual time. until now I have fa ore students than were ever be Year after year my school has grown and grown one man. In 1922 over a thousand students graduated fre Piano or Organ course and received their diplomas. Yet when I fi mail in 1891 1 tory have grown started giving rnd was lav it has, obtained students in every ano and organ lessons by Could my State of conser’ Union, and in fact, practically every civilized country of the world, ry unusual and sai urself what it is that ha Write fc unless it producec students? fi Within four lessons only in Modernity The Joke, that made our grannies blush, Won't win a wink to- day; The baby, even, scorning mush— Yells: “How ju git that way!” sas Mrs. Crabshaw — Here are the papers full of stories about Tut’s tomb and I haven't a single Egyptian thing to wear. Crabshaw — Why don't you try being as silent as the Sphin: erry Age comes before beauty, at least to some women, Within the law. 31 ing RESU brought my method free booklet and sample lessons. S for its charge. Boston 25, Mas: send me, with bligation, your “How to Learn Piano le lars of your method, comicbooks.com