Judge — April 14, 1923 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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This hand is called tial Smile.” and containing three sets of dragons, which called “The Three Doctors of Literature.” The inference of this is that many tiles must be turned away before this hand can be collected, just as many students in China are turned away before the best three scholars are chosen for the title of Doctors Literature. 7. Any the first d is hand which is completed by ard in any game, ‘This hand of three or four of a kind and pair, which has been completed entirely by draw (without punging). This hand is called “The Hidden Treasure.” ae A Pasadena—You_ win, Pasadena. Mandarin is an Honor piece. Yes, can “Chow” to make three of a kind or a sequence but only on the discard of the player to your left. of | New Invention Conceals Your Fat! Reduces waist in 10 seconds and in short time PERMANENTLY removes fat without dieting, exercise or drugs. Try it for 5 days. 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