Judge — March 31, 1923 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

were, THE ORDERLY DON JUAN “Arrange those love letters alpha- betically and then burn them.”’—Lon- don Opinion. THE FRENCH HONORARY ORDER OF COAL In order to properly honor the heroes of the Ruhr, Poincaré founded the coal legion of honor. The device is called “Honor and Carbon.” The first knight is General Degoutte.—KlJadderadatsch (Berlin). “Hurray, at last “T assure you we “We've been “Ruhr! What's we are going to oc- are. Everythingis waiting more than that got to do cupy—” ready.” four years.” withit? I’m tell- “Sh! You fool, “Do be quiet!” “We are not to ing you about be quiet.” talk about the my new flat.”— Ruhr?” Cuvre (Paris). SLIDING INTO THE RUHR COAL MINES—“THE GLORY OF FRANCE” The Devil (cheerfully)—Good luck to you.—Kladderadatsch (Berlin). Golfer—Absolutely shocking! I’ve never played so badly before! —Passing Show (London). Caddie—Oh! You ’ave played before, then!—London Mail. 23 vo Poincaré occupies the Ruhr