Judge — March 31, 1923 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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ERMANY may be coming back in the civilized world’s good — graces, but over in Brooklyn no alderman has yet petitioned that Wilson Avenue’s name be changed back to Hamburg, which it was before the war. Until that happens we shall persist. in believing that the world has been made safe for democracy. rer motion picture notice Is: “Adam's Rib, made w Cecil De Mille.” Ce was evidently property man in the Garden of Eden. eee Within three days, _ pre- historic skulls were upturned in the Ozarks, in South America, and on’ the channel island of Jersey. Looks as though Mother Earth started to “roll the bones.” sae Princess Mary's baby and King Tutank- hamen are running a neck-and-neck ra for the favor of the British .publie.—The word from London But lik all English infants (according to London Punch) Master Lascelles will grow up to call his mother “Mummy.” Thus King Tut will have the last laugh. ery EAN Hammonp of Cornell is all worked up over what he terms “the utter irreverence for dead men’s bones” in Egypt. How will we like it, he asks, when 3,000 years hence somebody dis- turbs the bones of Washington or Lincoln, znd perhaps trans- plants the Well, speaking only for our paragraphic if Washington and Lincoln are so remembered for their works on earth that years from now a remote perhaps alien, is interested in them, it will be a crowning demonstration of their deathless fame. Can you i posterity, 3,000 tred, that was in- sted in the bones of, say, Millard Fillmore, Andrew John- son or Rutherford B. Hayes? * It is just as well that the Ship Subsidy was sidetracked. Ships are for the purpose of international trade, and trade is a denial of the policy of American isolation. In every American ship there lurks a al “entangling alli- Thank heaven, the danger is averted! The ancient Egyptians were forbidden to eat onions.—One of those items. Egyptian bootleggers used to say: “You'll get no synthetic onions from me; I handle only the real thing.” AS WE WERE SAYING by Arthur H. Folwell Nature Studies by W. E. Hill When will there be a Congressman of such super- enterprise that he will not only offer his con- stituents free seeds but volunteer to drop around later and weed the garden? 20 TT" ADMINISTRATION'S att tude toward participatic in world affairs reminds us: and may remind you—of thi jingle ‘beginning, “Dearest mother, may I go swim? The Administration's consent being given, clothes may | hung, “on the hickory limb in this instance the Wor Court. “But don’t go near the water” is a symbolic warning against the Leagiv of Nations. Of course, it just as foolish in’ the Stat: Department as ever it was i Mother Goose. In fact, might not be a bad idea to get out an edition of Mother Hughes’ Melodies. sae If there is a spark of life in good King Tut he will avail himself of all this Luxor pul, licity and syndicate his mem oirs. aad Now that Patagonia has produced a prehistoric skull antedating all other prehistoric skulls by least 5,000 cen turies, it had better change it name and be known as Stand Patagonia. It has done its bit Vienna scientists report at experiment in) which heads were taken off beetles and successfully grafted on othe Perhaps Vienna could spare us a few beetle heads for som of our “best minds.” 2. Hermine insists that at the castle ever ‘one, not excluding her husband, shall and conduct ording to her ide The news from Doorn. Wilhelm =~ Hohenzollern at last under: ds the meaning of “‘schrechlichkeit.” sae The jar of motor traffic has put. the spire of Cathedral out of | plumb. Consi » motorists will not include the leaning tower of Pisa in their itinerary this summer. ree China has a woman pirat who is said to be a graduat of an American university. It is possible she read the early history of some of America’s patrons of art and learning and aims to follow their lead in China, once she acquires asta tae The row over the Kaufman painting at the Independent art exhibition in New York was apparently founded o1 the theory that sacrilege con sists in disagreeing — wit! Messrs. Volstead, Bryan and Anderson. comicbooks.com