Judge — February 10, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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His wife having criticized his dancing beyond endurance, Mr. Nagg goes it alone. L t Us Keep Cool by Walt Mason I rm; I sit at ease when men affrighted stand) round me viewing with alarm. T pay ¢ and wise physician, I pay him w . the year, to keep me from the stern morti- cian, from sepulcher and hearse and bier. He says, “Keep cool, whatever chances; serenity’s the truest balm; let no punk set of circumstances disturb your monu- mental calm. Men get worked up with » reason, they paw and clamor every nd so they die before their season, being dead will hardly pay y time your blood gets | STILL refuse to gc of impending I the doctor wages, and give the druggist’s graft a boom, if I in- dulge in futile rages that bring me closer to the tomb. It’s vain to take the doc- tor’s bitters, which have a Chinese taste Il, if I rear up with locoed critters, 1 the long days raising Hail and sm and sp Columbia. J Jonson cries, in tones of thunder, The freedom that we've cherished our good old flag is trampled under —it’s time for patriots to rise. all we sit here id, supinely, while all our liberti e killed, or shall we protest, no- finely, and see that pails of blood are Our fathers fought. at Harper's y, our uncles fought at Hollywood; are we of bloodshed so blamed chary. 4 pep we can’t make good? Then for a moment I am feeling the ing of my martial blood; T fain would kick holes through the ceiling and cause loud and angry thud. I long to take my rusty saber, and good old sword of Bunker Hill, and join my hot and angry neighbor, and plant some traitors on the hill, But then there comes the wise re- flection, “I pay the doc and it would cause him g he should see me in a rage. xp so I say, “No doubt the traitors A should all be pinched and put in jail; they tear things loose while watchful princely . ion, if waiters are pouring down denatured ale. | No doubt the nation’s outlook’s and evils come, an ugly brood, but Tam old fat and lazy, and couldn't: change if T would. T might arise and take my claymore, and like a knight in armor go, and if I tried no doubt I'd slay more than any delegate I know. But what's the use? Why get excite Why not drink lime juice and forget? No ills will be the sooner righted because you drip red sweat. hey load you down with bitter taxes, which make Your haughty spirit fret, and you insist. on battle-axes—why not drink cider and forget? “Fhey take y your brimming flagon, your cooling tankard, once so wet; wh imb on the water wagon, and forget? book that you have written, they say it’s vicious, with regret; but other saintly men are smitten; do as they do, your ilis forget.” It does no good to get excited; what- ever is, perhaps, is wrong, but when another hope is blighted, just grin and let it slide along. Around we cheesey, to wipe them out we have a plan, but it were best to take thi easy, and drink prune syrup from a ¢ abuses You owe it to your teal gun woman. Absolutely safe t 1.32 cal mil- in long tenshots ard automatic ammunition Roth moiels are exceptionally fine guns that usually retail from $15 and $25 up. The very uality forged steel and expert workman- hroushout LUTELY GUAR } © workman materials’ wre not entirely ; return within ten days and we will return your learly your name, widress and model you wish and we will ship by return mail. You pay the postman upon arrival. Write for our new firearms catalog California Trading Company Dept. 633 Terminal Building, Los Angeles S294, Ve Large shirt manufacturer wants agents is, N to sell complete line of shirts, pa; and night shirts direct to weare vertised brand--exclusive pattern: to sell. No experience or capital Entirely new proposition. Write for free samples, ) Madison Shirt Co., 603 Broadway, N.Y.C. asy Te GOODYEAR RAINCOAT FREE | Goodyear Mfg. Co., 1352 R.D. Goodyear Bldg., Kansas City, Mo., is making an offer to send a handsome raincoat free to one person in each lo- cality who will show and recommend it to friends. If you want one, write today. m QUICK FOOT LIE for Morton Toe, sole calluses, cramping of toes and spreading of foot. ACFIELD’S METAPAD restores the Front Arch bones to their correct po- sitions by SUPPORTING AND BINDING Worn in any shoe. er foot trou- Ask your shoe- ror send direct, Biway, N. Y.C.