Judge — January 6, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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1 4 We are a short-memoried people. It was Lincoln who said, “With malic toward none, with charity for al. Yet, only two days after Lincoln’s birthday, we mail each other the senti- ments expressed in comic valentine. sae ee conference of Greek letter finds two big problems in college life today—poor scholarship and intemper- ance. Perhaps a Constitutional amend- ment making good scholarship illegal would remedy the former. Just as a Constitutional amendment had much to do with causing the latter. sae T secretary of Earl Haig has written a book to prove that his boss “won the war” and not Foch or the upstart Y kees. It would cheer us up a lot if there were a competition among great men to keep the world out of the next war rather than one to determine which bunch of gold lace put the last war on ice. ot Passe the Ship Subsidy bill will be a good deal like installing a pump and working it madly after two large holes have been deliberately punched in a vessel’s hull. The two holes in this ca8e are the Fordney tariff law and the Vol- stead act’s application to the high seas. Man the pumps, boy: account stop up the hole erry N° to other cities: If you haven’t a six-day bicycle race in your town and are en bine the smell of peanuts, frankfurte arette smoke and denatured al- cohol in a room with the windows shut, and you will have all the atmosphere with none of the expense. sae y proceeding is inspired more by a d with violating the law Justice in the prosecution Daugherty's defense. of grafters.”"—Mr. You'd almost think somebody was talking about Mr. Daugherty’s efforts to get Morse out of Atlanta. rd ‘The long-promised millennium has arrived—when each girl shall dress her own personality regardless of the thing that her next-door neighbor is doing.—Sfodern fashion yawp. If you see a young lady with nothing much on her person, it is explained by the fact that she is probably clothing her personality. 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