Judge — January 6, 1923 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Apply the lotion for only a short time and you can almost see the pimples disappear. Decide now that you will get rid of these facial blemishes that embarrass you and keep you down in business and social life. moneY Guarantee So confident am I that my preparation will do all I claim, and more, that I guarantee satis- faction or money back. You are the sole and only judge. You can’t possibly lose, because The Million Dollar State Bank of Philadelphia backs up my guarantee. Send No Money If you will give me a full description of your skin trouble, your letter will have personal and confidential attention. I will send you, in plain wrapper, my special $4.00 Pimple Remedy with the understanding that you are to pay the postman only $1.95 (plus'a few cents postage) when the package is delivered. Don’t delay. Write me your symptoms today. Banish every pimple and blackhead. Send no money —just the coupon below. You will be amazed and delighted with results. M. Sullivan, Dept. 269 So. 9th St., Philadelphi M. Sullivan, Dept. E-1, 269 So. 9th St. Philadelphia, Pa. Please send tg me at once your Pimple Remedy, regular price $4.00. It is understood that fam to pay the postman ONI (plus 9 few cents postage) when he di ‘Although Lam beneftting b: spe You agree torefund my money if 1 am price ol Bo ‘satisfled with the results, not entirel Name. Address How long have On what Part you had Pimples?._—.._ of the Body?___. ‘You may send money with coupen if you prefer As We Were Saying by Arthur H. Folwell Nature Studies by W. pp to the list of unconscious—as it were—humorists the candy manu- facturer. His humor is of the frankest description, taking the form of a box whose cover shows a group of pirates. At last he labels himself what everybody has been calling him since he started selling 80-cent candy for two dollars. ae A maxim of modern diplomacy: To the victors belong the oils. chanel If monkey grafting rejuvenates the aged and senile, perhaps there is still hope for the Republican elephant. Po: sibly, we shall henceforth refer to him as | the Gland Old Party. Par Couldn't go to the movies, so shoots himself.—A news lline. We can’t understand such a state of mind, On the other hand, we could readily comprehend the reve Could not shoot himself, so goes to the movies. aoe The good people who never throw an: thing away should hang on with particular tenacity to baby’s teething ring. It may come in handy when baby cuts his third | set of teeth at the age of ninety-eight. sas Now is the season when the political “lame duck” waddles painfully to the pork barrel and quacks for a hand-out. fae The long skirt is having its inevitable effect. Unable to show all of their legs by the simple process of crossing them, chorus girls arriving from abroad are now standing on their heads on_ the steamer deck before the ubiquitous camera E. Hill eW YORK STATE, in his struggle for sction, the vastly licked Senator Calder spent $25,949 of a contributed fund of $25,950. With the balance re- maining, the Honorable Bill might pur- chase a pair of Littauer’s Gloversville gloves. Or, possibly, two pair of those German-made gloves which Littauer, stanch friend of American labor, im- ported before the Fordney tariff took effect. Rael There is nothing surprising in the com- bination of the big cotton and wool in- dustries under the Fordney tariff. They have been combined in every “all wool” suit since the world was made safe for democracy. soe 1 the street cars one day “Transportation work The Mad Monk of Moscow. and stop them the other si Why that one day’s work? There is a traitor in the Bolshevik midst. Down with the aristocrat! tae New York is consuming 700,000,000 gallons of water a day, according to offi- cial report. When the Prohibitionists make it wholly dry, New York will be much wetter. tae “Everyone in California is happy and care-free.”— A railway adcertisement. Notably the bootleggers, now that Cali- fornia has voted dry. Real “And especially save us from voting for any selfish candidate,”’—we quote from a prayer written for the National League of Women Voters. That being the case, the ladies may as well be “saved” from going to the polls altogether, Husbands are wanted for the Sultan of Turkey’s abandoned wives. Perhaps Senator Smoot knows of a few Mormon households where the spare-room is vacant. 30