Judge — January 6, 1923 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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O- Digest of the World’s Humor OX of the boys at the Putnam County Orphanage was. protesting to a fellow-inmate about having to go to school. He was overheard by one of the officials, who exclaimed “Why, Robert Dillion, what do you mean? You should be ashamed’ of yourself.” “What's the use?” the little boy. re- turned, “my history book says’ that Lincoln didn’t.” —Indianapolis News. * “Did you inform father you intend to asked the girl with fluffy answered the young man with large eyeglasses. ‘“‘All he said was that he wasn’t very well acquainted with me and he didn’t see why I should tell him my troubles.” —Washington Star. Ra attal “Johnny, don't you know it’s Sun- a You mustn't play marbles out ¢ k » into the there on the sidewalk. yard if you want to play.” “AIL Tight, mother, but what day of the week is it in the back yard?”—A meri- can Legion Week ey “Why, after all,” said the Argumenta- tive Person, “isn’t romance continued ight through married life?” “For the same reason,” said the Prac- tical Wife, “that crocheting cravats is more fascinating than soldering socks.” — Richmond Times-Dispatch. “T am Hall Caine.” “Well, here’s ‘The Way of an Eagle.’ you?”—London Opinion. “Would you like Hall Caine’s latest, sir?” younG physician was buying] furniture for the equipment of his office, The salesman racked his brain to think of something else to sell him. He had sold almost everything that | as appropriate or necessary when he 1a happy thought, “Oh, yes; I nearly forgot,” he ex- claimed, rou need a doormat. “Not a new one,” said the young doc- tor, “TI get that at second-hand store. A worn one will be a much better advertisement for me.”—Pickup. w h sat “Education is a great thing,” said| Bingston. “There's Ballington, _grad- uated in social welfare at Yale, and now he’s head of the biggest prison in the country.” | “Right,” uid Kingsley, “and one of his | nts is a classmate who won all the medals for handwiiting and took up forgery.”—Richmond Times-Dispatch. i} sae Lady—W Hercules He told me to take walks after meals I've been walking after ’em ever sin The Medical Quip. ey did you become a tramp? 1e doctor's fault, mum. | “Why do improper plays prosper?” | “Because,” said Miss Cayenne, “so many proper people apparently, think | it necessary to. study impropriety in order to avoid it.”—Washington Star. | 1, > You aren’t Ethel M. Dell, are 7 wl, Men's Solid Gold SS Genuine Diamond Ring—shown below, Ladies’ Solid Gold Genuine Diamond Ring—shown above. No Deposit of any kind Read this amazing new plan—the fairest diamond offer that the world has ever known. These rings are solid 14K green gold, with 18K white gold tops, each set with a fine large, extra brilliant, perfectly cut, blue white gen- uine diamond. The tops are exquisitely hand engraved and beaded. In the stores, you may buy these rings for $50 or $55. Our price is only $38.75, payable $3.75 a month without interest. Genuine Diamonds We will send your choice of these rings on ap- proval for seven days, without any deposit of any kind. The trial is entirely free— we even prepay the postage. To order your choice on approval, simply. send the coupon below. Send no money. When the ring arrives, you will pay noC.O.D. Just accept the ring and wear it fora week. At the end of the seven days trial decide — if you do not wish to buy, send it back and call the deal closed. If you decide that this $38.75 ring can't be equalled for less than $50.00, keep it and send only $3.75. Then pay the balance at $3.75a month. Accept this offer at once. You cannot lose one single penny, because you do not go to any expense nor do you make any deposit. Send No Money Pay No C.O. D. We make this startling offer because we know that we can save you from 20% to 30%. We can save you this sum because we import direct and sell direct. We eliminate all middle- man’s expenses and profits, which ordinarily must be added to the retailers’ price. This offer is an example of the wonderful savings you can make by dealing with us direct. Mail the coupon today. Enclose your finger size but send no money —we ask no deposit of any kind, and indeed, no money at all unless you decide to buy after a full week's trial. Be sure to send the coupon today. Harold Lachman Co. 204 South Peoria St. Chicago, Il. Mail this Coupon a2 = art Tasha mG