Judge — January 6, 1923 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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oe Out Where the West Begins Aspirin by Walter Prichard Eaton 8 Out where the boys are a little rougher, we could adc uple of adjectives of our Out where the girls darn sight tougher, i , > > : “ ” : mn sig ig own, typically Western ones, too. Mrs. Say Bayer and Insist! Out where the father kicks his daughter, Willsie’s people are a sad lot. The girls jut where there's whisky, sin and slaughter, Se Z . dl tellers act drink whisky at fourteen, and know their a ame way around, both before and after taking. R'sine' books for Junce is The boys lassoo a parson who attempts to adding materially to our educa- preach there, and drag him out of town. tion, whatever it does for—or to— The husbands beat their wives, and kic our readers. For instance, we have just their stepdaughters when not amorously read, for the first time in our life, one of inclined toward them. The valley prosti- those Western stories with the picture of — tute seems to be well thought of. In short, a cowgirl on the jacket, twirling a lariat out there where the West begins, where like Will Rogers. Alv in the past the glorious peaks of the Rockies lift we have fought shy of such Western against the sapphire sky and the lungs stories, because we were given to under- fill and the soul expands, Mrs. Willsie stand that they were full of “he-men” de a community of grade A degen- “good red blood.” We like the West erates, don’t think that harshly of it. But, | the noble Six Hundred, ours no longer to HE trouble is, however, that she can Unless you see the ns “Bayer” on | reason why. “Judith of | the Godless A be realistic only so far, and then the nless you see fj le name ayer © Valley,” by Honore Willsie, cowgirl on yirus of virility gets the better of her, package or on tablets you are, net get= | cover, came from Frederick Stokes Co and she is suddenly overwhelmed by the scribed by” physicians pan taventy-two | V8 Juve, and there was nothing for it consciousness that she is writing a story years and proved safe by millions for | but to plunge into the stream of good red of the Great Free Spaces, and this will blood, and meet up with the he-men where never do. So, just as one of her he-men Colds Headache the sage brush purples the rolling desert, js about to call his wife a goddam fool, he Tooke ache Lumbago and life is free, free! calls her a “blankety blank idiot,” and ache Rheum : e suffered a series of painful s we are drawing close to a scene of uralgia Pain, F The jacket said, to be sure, that degenerate drama—a drunken father, for of Aspirin” | “this is a novel of the West as it really example, slimily desiring his stepdaugh- only, Each unbroken package contains | is,” but of course we didn’t believe that. ter, we are whisked away over the Great proper directions. Handy boxes of | Imagine our first shock, then, upon dis- Free Spaces, where the stepdaughter twelve tablets cost few ‘cents. Drug-| covering that there was some truth in flees, through night and snow, up, up, tr also na bottles of 24 and) 100. | thestatement! Imagine discovering veri- ver the dangerous pass, on her wild but feanfaetare of ‘Monomertieacidester of | ‘militude in a publisher's blurb! This trusty mare, while her young lover, grown as calla Godless Valley—somewhere in the erating power of love, follows after, to , among attle ranchers. We are save her, just in time, from death on the who derive larg 0 » familiar with the cattle men as wind-swept, icy heights. INVENTORS = SC prottskeew | with the sheep men, ourself, but even so” Of course, we aren't saying that the heforeararing ti i bat rt vital | we are prepared to indorse the “godless,” tale of romantic outdoor adventure and, if Brother Sumner were on a vacation hasn't its place. We merely affirm that an author cannot serve both God and morons. If he wants to make a study of Western frontier life as it exists to-c I right. If he wants to give us an chair trip over wind-scoured, icy pre pices, all right again. But the two don’t mix. The funny thing is that nobody, however skillful an artist, seems able to resist trying to mix ‘em when he writes of the Rockies. Even Hamlin Garland, whose tales of the Middle Border are merican classics in their calm, beautiful, eloquent literalness, sank lower and lower f- as an artist with every foot he rose into the bracing altitudes of the Western mountains. In “The Forest Ranger's Daughter” we find the same wonderful girl on horse the same dangerous trip of the lovers over a mountain pass, the same romantic sentimentalizing. Put a Mexican saddle on a cayuse, put a girl N Accept “Bayer Tablets ee selling Clows’ Famous Philadelphia Hosiery direct from mill to wearers. Pleasant, digni- fied work. Permanent income. Write today Geo. G. Clows Co., Desk 79, Philadelphia, Pa. Get This Book 845 tat | AGENTS TRY OUR ROAD TO SUCCESS: Fifty million buyers ready for tection against loss by accident or sickness. you how to close quickly, and guarantee steai from beginning. Write for special proposition and as- toniahing. earning Possibilities R. E. LINDLEY, 196 Market Street, Newark, N. J. / into the saddle, set the Rocky Mountains SEXUAL x behind them—and we, for one, wouldn't F trust Guy de Maupassant to remain a KNOWLEDGE— x \ aa ILLUSTRATED df rene ” By WINFIELD ScOTT HALL, Pun, PhD. > . a Or coursk, even Mrs. Willsie doesn’t BEX PACTS /MADEIELAIN é say Westerners are dege What every young man and FB! . rae young woman should know j 4 erates, or even he-men and _ super. Next to Godless Valley, she admits, was a settlement of kindly, industrious, God- tpaid La “Hello! What ha d? Auto ac- 2 Set : foe ose Panta Ot cals” cident?” at happened? Auto ac- fring Mormons. Weare nota Mormon on “Nope. Met a feller I ran over ourself (except, like every man, at heart), sian run courant, ri wiv We Pe once, and he recognized me.” but we have to admit that between Utah 20 $1.00