Judge — January 6, 1923 — page 21: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

— “TF” by “Else” (after Kipling) I’ you can keep your cot when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can make your squad of men obey you, But make allowance for their dumbness too; If you can work and not be tired by working, Or being blamed for aught, don’t pass the buck, Or if reported don’t give way to knocking, But stand the gaff and blame it on your luck; Tf you can sleep and not make sleep your failing, If you can think although you have no brain, If you can meet with rating and disrating, And count them both experience and gain. If you can understand the word that’s spoken As twisted by the ship’s loud speaking phone, Or watch the clothes you have forgotten Gathered into the lucky bag, without a groan. If you can make a liberty on winnings; Go A. O. L. a day and get a court, Then grin and start again at your be- ginnings And ever after keep off the report. If you can learn from A to N or Izzard And also learn to keep your body fit And keep your grip despite the coldest liz Heave with a will and never yield a bit. If you can hit the beach and keep your And drink a few—and yet not over- much, If neither honeyed words nor blows can hurt you If flush with jack you stand a friendly touch. If you can load the shell and bags of powder, In fifteen seconds in your turret gun, Your folks at home will hear and feel the prouder, And—which _ is sailor, son! more—you'll be a Irate Father—How is it, sir, that I find you kissing my daughter? How is it? Hubert (for that was his name)— Wonderful, sir; wonderful! Helps you men look your best How a certain ingredient in Williams’ actually benefits the skin EN used to think that all a shaving soap could do was to give a good heavy lather. But Williams’ Shaving Cream does far more than that. It not only softens the beard quickly but is of actual benefit to the skin. What one ingredient does There is in Williams’ a certain ingredient which is distinctly helpful to the skin, leaving it supple, soft and pliant after every shave. You can feel the smooth- ness of this ingredient by simply rubbing a bit of Williams’Shaving Cream between your fingers. Williams’ lather containing this ingredient is heavier, thicker, more profuse than you are accus- tomed to. It acts as a cushion for the edge of your blade, keeping the skin resilient and making the whole shave a delightful one. Soothing after-effect After the shave, this same in- gredient has a pronounced sooth- ing effect on the skin. You are pleasantly aware of this effect because of the feeling of utter comfort and relief that comes at the end of every Williams’ shave. Use Williams’ regularly and see how helpful to your face it is. Trial Tube Free On request, we will send you a “Get Acquainted” tube which contains enough Williams’ Shaving Cream to let youtestit fully. Mail coupon below. For men who prefer the Stick, Williams’ Holder Top Stick gives you the genuine Williams’ in stick form. Willi Send coupon below or use a post card ams FOR FREE TRIAL SIZE TUBE Glastonbury, Conn. 1 Send me the free “Get Acquainted’ tube of Williams’ Shaving Cream, avi The J. B. Williams Company, ! Dept. 41. GI ! j Name Cream I Address —